I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday.
At seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest.
...We can work it out. Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Everybody looks like clones and the only people you notice are my age. I don't notice anybody unless they look great, and every now and again they do, and they are usually 70.
We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.
We are always the same age inside.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy.
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
Time and tide wait for no man.
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