Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Sammy Hagar

Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday, Years

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With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

William Shakespeare

Birthday, Happiness, Being Happy

1596-7 Graziano toAntonio.TheMerchant ofVenice, act1, sc.1, l.79-80.

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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Abraham Lincoln

Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Mary Schmich

Funny, Birthday, Knowledge

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Herbert V. Prochnow

Love, Funny, Relationship

Herbert V. Prochnow (1994). “1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions”, Baker Publishing Group

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Time and tide wait for no man.

Geoffrey Chaucer

Inspirational, Birthday, Time

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Jack Benny

Funny, Happy Birthday, Elderly

New York Times, 1974.

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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Jim Eason

Inspirational, Motivational, Birthday

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

Robert Frost

Funny, Birthday, Time

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Act your age, not your shoe size.

Prince

Shoes, Age, Uptown

"Kiss". Song by Prince Rogers Nelson, 1986.

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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

C. E. M. Joad

Birthday, Wine, Turning 50

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Robert Orben

Birthday, Funny Birthday, Inspirational Birthday

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Chili Davis

Love, Happy Birthday, Happiness

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Will Rogers

Birthday, Travel, Carpe Diem

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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Frank Sinatra

Happy Birthday, Music, Funny Birthday

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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Franz Kafka

Happy Birthday, Beauty, Inspirational Birthday

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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

George Eliot

Funny, Happy Birthday, Time

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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Ellen Glasgow

Birthday, Lovely, Forget The Past

Ellen Anderson Gholson Glasgow (1958). “Letters of Ellen Glasgow”

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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Anthony

Birthday, People, Looks

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Gracie Allen

Funny Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Women

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

Funny, Happy Birthday, Humorous

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Birthday

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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

Dana Rosemary Scallon

Happy Birthday, Chinese, My Birthday

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Wisdom

Funny, Birthday, Memories

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up

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