Cards Quotes - Page 33

• Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

  Greg Giraldo

  Funny, Girlfriend, Sex

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• Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Life Lesson, Kids, Yards

  H. Jackson Brown Jr. (2007). “Complete Life's Little Instruction Book: 1,560 Suggestions, Observations, and Reminders on How to Live a Happy and Rewarding Life”, p.7, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• My library card. Every hurdle I've faced, I have researched my way over at a library. I'm grateful for that part of the American spirit that believes every citizen should have access to books.

  Sarah Bird

  Believe, Book, Grateful

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• ID cards do not tell the police who is about to commit a suicide bombing.

  John Wadham

  Suicide, Police, Terrorism

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• Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Humorous, Gambling

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.132, Da Capo Press

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• Everything you need for your better future and success has already been written.And guess What? It's all available.All you have to do is go to the library.But guess what?Only three percent of the people in America have a library card.Wow,they must be expensive!No, they're free.Probably in every neighborhood.Three percent!

  Jim Rohn

  Knowledge, America, People

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• You're a kid, your whole life is awesome. It's awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren't
  scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult. All your IDs, all your credit cards - just run out of the house with no phone, turn the corner where you can't see your house, and
  not have a full on panic attack.

  Bill Burr

  Funny, Motivational, Running

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• Marry me. You can have all the money and credit cards you want, and the glory of being Mrs Packer, but you've got to let me do what I want.

  James Packer

  Credit, Want, Marry Me

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• Moore's only concession to the Democrats' role-playing is to deny that he is a Democrat, hoping enough Americans were taught by public school teachers that no one will know how to look up Moore's voter registration card. Democrat.

  Ann Coulter

  Teacher, School, Role Playing

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• Forced to define 'irrational subconscious,' I would say that it is a small padded room inside all of us, where the only furnishing is a small card table, and the only thing on the card table is a revolver loaded with flexible bullets.

  Stephen King

  Tables, Bullets, Rooms

  Stephen King (2017). “Skeleton Crew: Stories”, p.671, Simon and Schuster

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• As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.

  Josh Billings

  Winning, Hands, Games

  "Josh Billings' Wit and Humor".

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• Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Trust, Cutting

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• The Trump Card is appealing, grounded, smart, and has a sense of humor. Ivanka Trump proves that believing in yourself and working hard never go out of style.

  Anna Wintour

  Smart, Believe, Style

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• Life is like our game at whist ... I don't enjoy the game much, but I like to play my cards well, and see what will be the end of it.

  George Eliot

  Life, Games, Play

  "Felix Holt, The Radical".

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• All my roots are Broadway. I got my Equity Card doing a Broadway show, and my first love is theater.

  Jesse Tyler Ferguson

  First Love, Love Is, Roots

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• A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

  Joan Rivers

  Mother, Years, Eggs

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• It is good to be on your guard against an Englishman who speaks French perfectly; he is very likely to be a card-sharper or an attache in the diplomatic service.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Speaks French, Diplomatic, Englishmen

  W. Somerset Maugham (1954). “Mr. Maugham Himself”

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• This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

  S. J. Perelman

  Book, Awards, Together

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• Gambling is the great leveller. All men are equal- at cards.

  Nikolai Gogol

  Men, Gambling, Equal

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• Most vices may be committed very genteelly: a man may debauch his friend's wife genteelly: he may cheat at cards genteelly

  Samuel Johnson

  Men, Wife, Vices

  Samuel Johnson (1798). “Dr. Johnson's Table Talk: Containing Aphorisms on Literature, Life, and Manners; with Anecdotes of Distinguished Persons, Selected and Arranged from Dr. Boswell's Life of Johnson”, p.390

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• I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!

  John Waters

  Couple, Years, Bags

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• Romance was a game, like bridge, in which you said things instead of playing cards. Like bridge you had to pretend you were playing for money or playing for some stakes.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Games, Bridges, Romance

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• I will go out of this world feet first with my Lib Dem membership card in my pocket.

  Charles Kennedy

  Feet, Pockets, World

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Upscale young men seem to go for the kind of woman who plays with a full deck of credit cards, who won't cry when she's knocked to the ground while trying to board the six o clock Eastern shuttle, and whose schedule doesn't allow for a sexual encounter lasting more than twelve minutes.

  Barbara Ehrenreich

  Men, Play, Trying

  Barbara Ehrenreich (1990). “WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES”, Pantheon

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• Joy is the wild card of life; it supersedes every other formula for success. If you can find a way to create joy, you can rise beyond all external factors. If you can play at whatever you are doing, you are the master of your life.

  Alan Cohen

  Play, Joy, Doing You

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