Casinos Quotes - Page 3

• Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.

  George Lopez

  Morning, Sleep, Night

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• No battle is worth fighting except the last one.

  Enoch Powell

  Fighting, Battle, Lasts

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• Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these windowless scary gambling-malls, drink yourself silly, lose your ass at roulette, and then go ogle showgirls with breast implants. Republicans do this now. Working-class folks do it in polyester stretch pants. It's normal.

  Bruce Sterling

  Silly, Vegas, Gambling

  "Greetings from Burning Man!". www.wired.com. November 01, 1996.

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• I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Addiction

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• The only way to win money out of a casino is to own one.

  Thomas Jefferson

  Wisdom, Winning, Way

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• In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

  Don Rickles

  Hunting, Organization, Years

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• A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your hotel. On your arrival, you get $100 in quarters. Take that $100 back to your hotel room and stare at it for a long, long time. Why? Because you're never going to see them again. Then you take those quarters to the bathroom and you flush them, one by one by one. And the nice thing about that is that every so often the toilet will back up, and you'll feel like a WINNER!

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Nice, Humor

  "The White Album". Comedy album, 2000.

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• Most banks - with Deutsche Bank at the top of the spectrum here - have decided that they can't make money lending to barrowers anymore, so they're going to the second business plan: They lend money to casino capitalists. That is, to people who want to gamble on derivatives.

  Michael Hudson

  People, Want, Derivatives

  Source: www.counterpunch.org

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• You [Donald Trump] wanted it [casino in Florida] and you didn`t get it. I was opposed to casino gambling before, during and after. And that`s not - I`m not going to be bought by anyone.

  Jeb Bush

  Gambling, Florida, Trump

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• Donald Trump he wanted casino gambling in Florida. Yes, you did.

  Jeb Bush

  Gambling, Florida, Trump

  "All In With Chris Hayes", www.msnbc.com. September 23, 2016.

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• Do I consider myself a part of the casino capitalist process? No I don't. I believe in a society where all people do well.

  Bernie Sanders

  Believe, People, Process

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• My father always said 'There's no free lunch.' My father was right. There's no free lunch and there's no free market. The market is rigged, the market is always rigged, and the rigging is in favour of the people who run the market. That's what the market is. It's a bent casino. The house always wins.

  David Hare

  Running, Father, Winning

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• A thoughtful investment process contemplates both probability and payoffs and carefully considers where the consensus - as revealed by a price - may be wrong. Even though there are also some important features that make investing different than, say, a casino or the track, the basic idea is the same: you want the positive expected value on your side

  Michael Mauboussin

  Thoughtful, Your Side, Ideas

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• If you want to know what it will be like when we are more deeply into the horizontal, simply go to one of the Indian casinos. The Native Americans, who stand for vertical thinking more than anyone else in our culture, have been setting up totally flat casinos for honkies.

  Robert Bly

  Native American, Thinking, Culture

  Source: www.utne.com

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• You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once."

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Winning

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• I used to want to gamble, too, until I was 20 and could actually go to a casino. Then I wasn't so crazy about the attitude.

  Carrie Fisher

  Attitude, Crazy, Want

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• If you spend a week at a casino you will very easily see that people have a certain way of behaving in a casino.

  Mads Mikkelsen

  People, Way, Week

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• An Osage tribal study found that between $41 million to $50 million left a 50-mile radius around their own casino

  John Warren Kindt

  Gambling, Study, Miles

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• Bankruptcies and addictions increase in areas with casinos

  John Warren Kindt

  Gambling, Addiction, Increase

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• A 1999 report by a bipartisan federal panel on gambling concluded the United States should put a hold on further casinos until it is clear what the impact is on America

  John Warren Kindt

  Gambling, America, Impact

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• You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

  Kevin Hart

  People, Detroit

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• Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

  Robert De Niro

  Running, Vegas, Car

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• Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

  Greg Proops

  Country, Native

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• Players come to Belle Rock's casinos to have fun, find excitement, or play in a safe environment, but no matter what the reason, they all come to win. In February, we want to reward our loyal players by making the chances of winning big that much greater.

  Tim Johnson

  Fun, Player, Winning

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