Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.
Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility.
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks and silver sugar spoons and hay ricks and paper-covered novels and picture frames and rag carpets and toothpicks and skating rinks and birds of paradise and roof gardens and burdocks and French grammars before Sunday school time.
Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men?
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