For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it.
I'll try anything...I'll even try Limburger cheese!
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits.
Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese.
It was all cheese and applause.
Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.
The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
The misers cheese is wholesomest
They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.
Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!
The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof.
You're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job.
You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.
I was blown up while we were eating cheese.
Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.
Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.
I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.
With people in corsets you need, an hour and a half in you have to give somebody something, you have to have those trays with a little bit of fruit going around or something because you get that blood sugar [dropping] thing, so it's curious because that's in your mind at the same time as you're about to say, 'I think it's about the humanity and the depth of feeling and we need to feel [Cinderella] soul expand and by the way, more cheese for the people in the back.'
I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of BBQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buskets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?
Is despair wrong? Isn’t it the natural condition of life after a certain age? … After a number of events, what is there left but repetition and diminishment? Who wants to go on living? The eccentric, the religious, the artistic (sometimes); those with a false sense of their own worth. Soft cheeses collapse; firm cheeses endurate. Both go mouldy.
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived.
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