Chewing Tobacco Quotes

• Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.

  Thomas Jordan Jarvis

  Drinking, Dirty, Men

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• I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

  Hank Sauer

  Marijuana, Smoking, Chewing

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• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

  Will Rogers

  Cowboy, Men, Chewing

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• America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.

  Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

  America, Adorable, Chewing

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• Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

  John Candy

  Years, Smoking, Hey

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• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  Will Rogers

  Men, Missing, Hot

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• Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Humor, Cowboy

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• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

  Will Rogers

  Cowboy, Hot, Cows

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• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• I never miss a good chance to shut up

  James Patterson

  Cowboy, Silence, Missing

  James Patterson (2017). “Along Came a Spider: (Alex Cross 1)”, p.237, Random House

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• We really had baseball in the family. Even that little habit I've got of chewing tobacco on the ball field sort of comes from my dad.

  Nellie Fox

  Baseball, Dad, Balls

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• It is so very easy and so very pleasant, too, to read only books which lead to nothing, light and interesting books, and the more the better, that it is almost as difficult to wean ourselves from it as from the habit of chewing tobacco to excess, or of smoking the whole time, or of depending for stimulus upon tea or coffee or spirits.

  Charles Francis Adams, Sr.

  Coffee, Book, Light

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• Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Cancer, Winning, Gambling

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