Clothes Quotes - Page 26

• What the philosophers have to say about reality is often as disappointing as a sign you see in a shop window, which reads Pressing Done Here. If you brought your clothes in to be pressed, you would be fooled: for the sign is only for sale.

  Soren Kierkegaard

  Reality, Would Be, Done

  Soren Kierkegaard (1959). “Either/ Or”

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• I have always believed that if you need to take your clothes off to get your man, you've begun to lose the battle. If you pull it off right, you can do it in a very classy way... Being sexy is about suggestion; it's about the tease. It's not about being obvious and forcing yourself out in the open. That takes all the fun out of being a woman.

  Bipasha Basu

  Sexy, Fun, Men

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I just love having no clothes on outside, and the only time to do that is when the sun's shining. It's a wonderful sensation to not have any clothes on.

  PJ Harvey

  Shining, Nudists, Sun

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• I love fashion, and I love clothes, and so collaborating and putting pieces together is a passion that I have.

  Nina Dobrev

  Fashion, Passion, Together

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• I'm certainly well taken care of in terms of food and clothes.

  Bill Gates

  Taken, Care, Term

  "Bill Gates interview: I have no use for money. This is God’s work". Interview with Neil Tweedie, www.telegraph.co.uk. January 18, 2013.

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• A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.

  Henny Youngman

  Men, Yesterday, Guy

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• Why do you ever mend your clothes, unless that, wearing them, you may mend your ways. Let us sing.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Reform, May, Way

  Henry David Thoreau (2014). “Familiar Letters (Annotated Edition)”, p.277, Jazzybee Verlag

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• I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

  Woody Allen

  Common, Idolized

  "Woody Allen in Hannah and Her Sisters". Comedy, Drama, 1986.

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• I confess I do not admire naked boys. They always seem to me to need clothes, whereas one hardly sees why the lovely forms of girls should ever be covered up.

  Lewis Carroll

  Girl, Boys, Covered Up

  Lewis Carroll, Roger Lancelyn Green (1989). “The Selected Letters of Lewis Carroll”, p.235, Springer

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• The Prime Minister is stealing our clothes but he is going to look pretty ridiculous walking around in mine.

  Margaret Thatcher

  Looks, Ridiculous, Stealing

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• Photography at first was asked to do nothing but embalm our best smiles for the benefit of our friends and our best clothes for the amusement of posterity. Neither thing lasts, and photography came as a welcome salve to keep those precious, if slightly ridiculous, things a little longer in the world.

  George Santayana

  Photography, Benefits, World

  George Santayana (1967). “Animal Faith and Spiritual Life”, Irvington Pub

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• At 50, I thought proudly: Here we are, half century! Being 60 was fairly frightening. You want to know how I spent my 70th birthday? I put on a completely black face, a fuzzy black Afro wig, wore black clothes and hung a black wreath on my door.

  Bette Davis

  Doors, Black, Wreaths

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• The clothes of Courreges are so nice.

  Andy Warhol

  Nice

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• The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

  Demetri Martin

  Children, Men, Sweatshops

  Twitter post from Mar 31, 2012

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• I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.

  Demetri Martin

  Dog, Two, Sweaters

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• Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.

  Jackie Mason

  Home, Car, World

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• I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Stores, Bigs, I Can

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• Gilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. I'm impressed you're here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes and take a week off work just to do this. But you showed up. You tightened your belt and you came. You're like David Carradine.

  Greg Giraldo

  Week, Belts, Impressed

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• Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.

  Carol Leifer

  Sexy, Beach, Fun

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• It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

  Dane Cook

  Home, Night, Thinking

  Twitter post from Aug 19, 2013

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• You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Kids, Redneck

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• You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Logos, Three

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• I'm gonna design my own fleet of trailers. No! I'm gonna record an album like Jennifer Lopez. It'll be an acoustic version of K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Then maybe I'll design a line of clothes like Puff Daddy, but all in synthetic fur.

  Brad Pitt

  Sunshine, Daddy, Design

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• I am a collection of thoughts and memories and likes and dislikes. I am the things that have happened to me and the sum of everything I've ever done. I am the clothes I wear on my back. I am every place and every person and every object I have ever come across. I am a bag of bones stuck to a very large rock spinning a thousand miles an hour.

  Macaulay Culkin

  Memories, Likes And Dislikes, Rocks

  Macaulay Culkin (2006). “Junior”, Miramax Books

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• Women are wearing tight and sexy clothes again. It is the body-conscious mentality, and women are revealing every bulge.

  Manolo Blahnik

  Sexy, Body, Conscious

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