Cookies Quotes - Page 3

• People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

  Suze Orman

  People, Jars, Ifs

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

  Neil Gaiman

  Sweet, Long, House

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• We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

  Sinclair Lewis

  Sick

  Sinclair Lewis (2008). “Main Street: Easyread Comfort Edition”, p.368, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• ...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the checkout counter of our dreams, we must not be afraid to hurl the fruit cocktail can of hope.

  Dave Barry

  Dream, Negativity, Bangs

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• According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

  Josh Lieb

  Hands, Things In Life, People

  Josh Lieb (2009). “I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President”, p.28, Penguin

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• We always try to remember that at the end of the day, it's just cookies. Don't stress that hard, because it's a terrible thing to take home with you.

  Christina Tosi

  Life, Stress, Home

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• Eating mindfully is a most important practice of meditation. We can eat in a way that we restore the cookie of our childhood. The present moment is filled with joy and happiness. If you are attentive, you will see it.

  Nhat Hanh

  Practice, Joy, Childhood

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• Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Jars, Cry, Empty

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• Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

  Woody Paige

  Issues, Chocolate, Looks

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• You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

  Ina Garten

  Food, Entrepreneur, Television

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• [Devina] “You know, Adrian, you ever get bored with being a Goody Two-shoes, you could come over to my side.” “Because you have cookies, right.” Those black eyes returned to his own. “And so much more.” “Well, I’m on a diet. Sorry—but thanks for the invite.

  J.R. Ward

  Sorry, Eye, Shoes

  J.R. Ward (2011). “Envy: A Novel of the Fallen Angels”, p.135, Penguin

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• Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies . . .’” There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. “It’s not realistic.” “What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers . . .

  Cassandra Clare

  Children, Air, Doors

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• It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it.

  Lauren Oliver

  Children, Taken, Darkness

  Lauren Oliver (2011). “Liesl & Po”, p.8, Harper Collins

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• Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for the vase, she slipped on the tile and overturned an entire table. A lovely handblown piece of glass flew in my direction, and all I could think as I caught it was, Really? Again? We were going to have to practice muscle control.

  Darynda Jones

  Thinking, Glasses, Practice

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.176, Macmillan

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• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Cute, Time

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• Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Grateful Dead and James Taylor with me in the middle of the night, and believing me when I say that you could be bigger than both of them put together, and not making fun of me for straightening out my french fries or pointing my shoelaces in the same direction, and letting me pout when I don't get my own way, and pretending that if I play "Flower Drum Song" one more time you won't throw me and the record out the window

  Steve Kluger

  Song, Fun, Grateful

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• I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

  Janet Evanovich

  Father, Thinking, Said

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “Twelve Sharp”, p.261, Macmillan

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• I've got a solid grounding in history, sociology, anthropology, philosophy, etc etc. That means I actually have a good idea about how societies change and evolve. I know how a lot of them have actually functioned through the years. I can put together a culture that's cool and different, while still being logically consistent, so that it feels real. So many fantasy worlds are either implausible, cookie-cutter, or both. Mine aren't.

  Patrick Rothfuss

  Philosophy, Real, Mean

  Source: aidanmoher.com

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• I’d still be nice to you if you were ugly.” “Okay.” A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and whispered, “I just wouldn’t offer you any cookies.

  J. Lynn

  Nice, Wicked, Ugly

  J. Lynn (2013). “Wait for You”, p.22, Harper Collins

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• Cookie for you. Cookie for me.

  J. Lynn

  J. Lynn (2013). “Wait for You (Wait For You, Book 1)”, p.24, HarperCollins UK

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• Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.

  Rick Riordan

  Want, Kind, Weasels

  Rick Riordan (2013). “The Kane Chronicles: The Complete Series”, p.672, Penguin UK

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• Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning's cookie, it is there because you have chosen not to remove it. No exceptions.

  Richard Bach

  Morning, Tables, Reason

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• I can see that you don’t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night and honestly, I was going to eat the other cookie, but you looked so tired and sad sitting there, I figured you needed the cookie more than I did.

  J. Lynn

  Believe, Tired, Night

  J. Lynn (2013). “Wait for You”, p.21, Harper Collins

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• It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.

  J. Lynn

  Sweetheart

  J. Lynn (2013). “The Between the Covers New Adult 6-Book Boxed Set: Wait for You, Losing It, Taking Chances, A Little Too Far, Rule, and Foreplay”, p.32, Harper Collins

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• ―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

  Darynda Jones

  Stars, Fun, Doorways

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.165, Macmillan

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