Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
I can see her lying back in her faded dress in a room where do what you don't confess.
I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.
I was down in the sewer with some little lover.
I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.
I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.
In my beach shack, we'll be alone. In my beach shack, I'll make you feel at home.
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man.
Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs.
Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea, I remember the night, when we walked in the sands of Waikiki and I held you oh so tight.
This one time I made love on the back seat of a car and the police came and shined his light on me, and I said I'm strokin'. That's what I'm doing, I be strokin'.
Took me by the hand, she's gonna love me in my Chevy Van.
You never know how great a kiss can feel, when you're stopped at the top of a Ferris wheel.
I have no wisdom to share on dating.
My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.
It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.
I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!
I don't have dating tips.
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie, and took him for all he was worth. Now she's a swinger dating a singer, I can't decide which is worse.
All my life, men have told me I wasn't pretty enough - even the men I was dating. And I'd be like, 'Well, why are you with me, then?' It's always been men putting me down just like my dad. To this day when someone says I'm cute, I can't see it. I don't see it no matter what anybody says.
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me.
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, 'No they won't! They'll ask for specifics.'
I don't like to joke about dating.
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