The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.
A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped figure sitting at the edge of a hotel bed, heaving copious sighs like the autumn wind.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.
Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one's way down closer to the essential self.
Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.
Work is the only answer. I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin. And when all else fails, run like hell!
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in.
Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin!
I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.
Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake.
The fury of a demon instantly possessed me. I knew myself no longer. My original soul seemed, at once, to take its flight from my body; and a more than fiendish malevolence, gin-nurtured, thrilled every fibre of my frame.
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.
To endure the pain of living, we all drug ourselves more or less with gin, with literature, with superstitions, with romance, with idealism, political, sentimental, and moral, with every possible preparation of that universal hashish: imagination.
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest-lived.
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