The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.
I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.
Life is short, have dessert first.
I never met a chocolate I could not eat.
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate!
Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.
I want to serve desserts and pastries that people recognize and love to eat, but sometimes, with an unexpected twist of surprise.
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.
In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun!
A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.
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