If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
I've become a real housewife. Terry doesn't mind me working, in fact he loves me to be independent. But I only get an allowance of $15 dollars a week, which doesn't go very far.
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.
Each year, therefore, a dollar spent on alcoholic beverages has purchased a smaller quantity.
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
The truth is, after Boys Don't Cry, I realized how few and far between the great roles are. I am beyond thankful for finding Million Dollar Baby.
I want everybody in the news business to think of ABC before they go any place else. If it costs us an extra few thousand dollars to do that, what does it mean?
A premium in the oil price of somewhere between 10 to 15 dollars a barrel reflects this heightened anxiety.
I have a million dollars in the stock market, because if I lose a million dollars, I don't personally care.
I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty.
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.
They don't pay you a million dollars for two-hand chest passes.
I would rather have a million friends than a million dollars.
Life should not be estimated exclusively by the standard of dollars and cents.
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.
I did the thing with bonds, which was about 30 million dollars, and didn't get none of the money on them.
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
I don't care if I was a ditch-digger at a dollar a day, I'd want to do my job better than the fellow next to me. I'd want to be the best at whatever I do.
The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.
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