Donuts Quotes

• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

  Matt Groening

  Food, Inspiration, Funny Simpsons

  "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". "The Simpsons (TV Series): Marge vs. the Monorail", www.imdb.com.

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• The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

  Oscar Wilde

  Inspirational, Optimism, Perspective

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• I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

  John Belushi

  Chocolate, Littles, Stewardship

  "John Belushi honoured 30 years after death". www.telegraph.co.uk. March 05, 2012.

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• Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.

  Susan Jane Gilman

  Men, Doe, Boxes

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• Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not.

  William Howard Taft

  Fitness, Presidential, Vitamins

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• This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know how sweet and how good a donut is... meditation is like that. Transcendental Meditation gives an experience much sweeter than the sweetness of this donut.

  David Lynch

  Sweet, Giving, Meditation

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• As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole.

  Murray Banks

  Brother, Eye, Goal

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• Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Positive, Attitude

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• I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

  Louis C. K.

  People, Lucky, Weight

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• That's my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.

  Laura Linney

  Favorite Foods, Groups, My Favorite

  "MR. HOLMES: Laura Linney Talks Sherlock, and Compares Working on TMNT 2 with CONGO". Interview with Brian Formo, collider.com. July 14, 2015.

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• If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

  Bruce Campbell

  World, Want, Pay

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• All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes

  Tom Waits

  Names, Sound

  Song: 9th and Hennepin, Album: Rain Dogs

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• You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

  Joe Biden

  Racism, Racist, Dunkin Donuts

  "Biden explains Indian-American remarks". www.nbcnews.com. July 7, 2006.

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• If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Humor, Years

  FaceBook post by Lewis Black from Sep 02, 2015

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• I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

  Oscar Nunez

  Morning, Wake Up, Should

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• A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Exercise, Thinking, Weight

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• I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

  Kristen Ashley

  Going To Work, I Can

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• Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action. "What does Blackjack want?" she asked. "Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.

  Rick Riordan

  Horse, Son, Olympus

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• Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.

  Jack LaLanne

  Good Morning, Coffee, Sick

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• If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?

  Tom Robbins

  Doe, Holes, Ifs

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• Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.

  Rick Riordan

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• More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

  Robert X. Cringely

  Information, Proof, Feds

  "Things That Make You Cringe". InfoWorld, Volume 28, No. 51, December 18, 2006.

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• It's why we oppose Citizens United from that right-wing Supreme Court. In 2012, I also said the Tea Party "acted like terrorists" and called a donut shop manager in Milwaukee who wanted lower taxes a "smartass." And I said the number one issue is a three-letter word, J-O-B-S." I'm proud of who I am.

  Joe Biden

  Party, Who I Am, Wings

  "Chris Wallace Interviews Joe Biden: A Retrospective". Interview with Chris Wallace, spectator.org. October 22, 2015.

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• Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

  Eli Roth

  Dunkin Donuts, Youth, Parking

  Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. August 25, 2010.

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• She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism

  Jill Shalvis

  Coffee, Animal, Two

  FaceBook post by Jill Shalvis from May 27, 2012

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