The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.
The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The sermon begins in the parking lot.
I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.
My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot.
If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
Say no to parking lots!
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
We shall fight in parking lots, we shall fight in empty fields and on wide streets, we shall never surrender.
It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.
When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.
A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.
Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
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