Funny Bush Quotes - Page 2

• We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Stupid

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• We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Life And Love

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• Our nation must come together to unite.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Together

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• You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

  George W. Bush

  Children, Stupid, Silly

  "Why Palin doesn't need National Grammar Day" by Robert Lane Greene, www.cnn.com. March 5, 2011.

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• It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

  George W. Bush

  Inspirational, Money, Numbers

  "The misunderestimated president" by John O'Farrell, www.theguardian.com. January 19, 2001.

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• I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

  George W. Bush

  Peace, War, Stupid

  Speech at Department of Housing and Urban Development, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2002.

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• Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.

  George W. Bush

  Love, Peace, War

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• A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

  Al Gore

  Funny, People, Political

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• It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Race

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• For NASA, space is still a high priority.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Science

  Esquire, Remarks to NASA employees, August 1992.

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• Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Dumb, Election

  "THE 43rd PRESIDENT; Excerpts From News Conference in Which Bush Named Treasury Secretary". George W. Bush's remarks at the news conference in Austin, Texas, www.nytimes.com. December 20, 2000.

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• I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Past, Judging

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Teacher

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• This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.

  George W. Bush

  Running, Silly, Appreciate

  "Bush Finds It Easy to Slip on an Icy Campaign Trail". articles.latimes.com. January 28, 2000.

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• To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Graduation, Humor

  "Bad results?" by Nikki Sheehan, www.theguardian.com. June 11, 2001.

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• I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

  George W. Bush

  Jobs, Smart, Humor

  "Bush, in his own words", www.theguardian.com. November3, 2000.

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• America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

  George W. Bush

  Gun, Clouds, Mushrooms

  Address to the Nation on the Threat of Iraq, delivered 7 October 2002, Cincinnati Union Terminal, Cincinnati, Ohio

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• If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Witty, Tired

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• We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

  George W. Bush

  Allies, Terrorist, Bushism

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• America is a Nation with a mission - and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace - a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman.

  George W. Bush

  Ambition, Patriotic, Men

  Third Presidential State of the Union Address, delivered 20 January 2004

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• This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Loss, Dangerous World

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

  George W. Bush

  Country, Majority, Imports

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• I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

  George W. Bush

  Ambition, Humor, Political

  Interview with the Associated Press, January 18, 2001.

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• It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Important

  Remarks at The Hilton Hotel, Quebec City, Quebec, Canada, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. April 21, 2001.

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• In my judgement, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences.

  George W. Bush

  Judgement, United States, Serious

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