Funny Bush Quotes - Page 4

• We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Like You

  "In America; Political Tongue Twisters" by Bob Herbert, www.nytimes.com. August 28, 2000.

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• Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, United States

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• Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

  George W. Bush

  Children, Humor, Political

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• The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

  George W. Bush

  Horse, Humor, Political

  "Bush, in his own words" by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com. November 3, 2000.

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• I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Joy, Understanding

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• One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Life, Book

  "Something Cool: Alec Soth's The Last Days Of W" by Anya Yurchyshyn, www.esquire.com. January 12, 2009.

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• I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Dumb

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• I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

  George W. Bush

  Thinking, Bushism, Knows

  "A Brit on Bush's bandwagon" by David Smith, www.theguardian.com. June 9, 2003.

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• As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007

  George W. Bush

  New York, Yesterday, Dumb

  "Bush Defends No Child Left Behind: “Childrens Do Learn”". Interview with Peter Baker, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 28, 2008.

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• One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

  George W. Bush

  Jobs, War, Iraq

  Interview with Katie Couric, www.cbsnews.com. September 6, 2006.

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• I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

  George H. W. Bush

  Funny, Strong, Stupid

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• I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Past, Thinking

  "Subdued McCain Endorses Bush". David Jackson and Wayne Slater, The Dallas Morning News (May 10, 2000), as quoted in "Make the Pie Higher!", www.snopes.com. July 22, 2008.

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• Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  "The 'misunderestimated' president?". news.bbc.co.uk. January 07, 2009.

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• If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!

  George W. Bush

  Ifs

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• Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

  George W. Bush

  Dream, Stupid, Silly

  "Bush, in his own words". www.theguardian.com. October 18, 2000.

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Stupid

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• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Witty

  FM Observer Interview, fmobserver.com. August 12, 2013.

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• We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Talking, Suffering

  Press Conference by President Bush, Prime Minister Goran Persson of Sweden, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. June 14, 2001.

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• This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Littles

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• Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.

  George W. Bush

  Mass Destruction, Weapons, Anti War

  "Bush Speaks in Milwaukee". transcripts.cnn.com. October 03, 2003.

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• I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

  George W. Bush

  Dumb, Promise, Said

  "George W. Bushisms". Book by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com.

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• The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.

  George W. Bush

  Iraq, America, People

  George W. Bush (1982). “Public paper of the presidents of the United States”, p.958, Government Printing Office

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• I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president.

  George W. Bush

  Interesting, Dumb, President

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• I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.

  George W. Bush

  Lakes, Dumb, Bass

  "Big fish gave Bush biggest thrill", news.bbc.co.uk. May 7, 2006.

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