Funny Bush Quotes

• I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Political

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• A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Sarcastic, Would Be

  "Bush Gives on Patients Bill, But Democrats Want More" by Robert Pear, www.nytimes.com. July 27, 2001.

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• I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Airplane, Airports

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• I think I was unprepared for war.

  George W. Bush

  War, Stupid, Silly

  Interview with Charlie Gibson, abcnews.go.com. December 1, 2008.

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• I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Believe

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• I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.

  George W. Bush

  Moving, People, News

  "White House Insiders". www.washingtonpost.com. May 13, 2004.

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• I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.

  George W. Bush

  Reality, America, Enemy

  Final Presidential Press Conference, Delivered 12 January 2009, James S. Brady Briefing Room, White House West Wing, Washington, D.C.

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• I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.

  George W. Bush

  Mother, Children, Office

  George W. Bush Discusses North Korea, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. June 26, 2008.

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• The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Science, Power

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Our nation must come together to unite.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Together

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• We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Life And Love

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• Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Teacher

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• I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

  George W. Bush

  Peace, War, Stupid

  Speech at Department of Housing and Urban Development, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2002.

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• I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Past, Judging

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Reading is the basics for all learning.

  George W. Bush

  Reading, Humor, Political

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• For NASA, space is still a high priority.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Science

  Esquire, Remarks to NASA employees, August 1992.

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• It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Race

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• A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

  Al Gore

  Funny, People, Political

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• It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

  George W. Bush

  Inspirational, Money, Numbers

  "The misunderestimated president" by John O'Farrell, www.theguardian.com. January 19, 2001.

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• The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Hands, Political

  "A word to the wise" by Alexander Chancellor, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2002.

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• You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

  George W. Bush

  Children, Stupid, Silly

  "Why Palin doesn't need National Grammar Day" by Robert Lane Greene, www.cnn.com. March 5, 2011.

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• There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  "Political Gaffes to Spark Any Party". Interview with John Ydstie, www.npr.org. November 5, 2006.

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• Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Dumb, Election

  "THE 43rd PRESIDENT; Excerpts From News Conference in Which Bush Named Treasury Secretary". George W. Bush's remarks at the news conference in Austin, Texas, www.nytimes.com. December 20, 2000.

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• I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Inspiration

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• We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Stupid

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