You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
When one door closes, another one opens.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
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