Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
The older I get, the better I was.
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand.
I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.
The truth is, the first golf club I owned was an old left-handed, wooden-shafted, rib-faced mashie that a fellow gave me, and that's the club I was weaned on. During the mornings we caddies would bang the ball up and down the practice field until the members arrived and it was time to go to work. So I did all that formative practice left-handed. But I'm a natural right-hander.
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