Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.
I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.
I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends