Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.
Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you master the game.
Obviously it's my second senior event, and I'm tired obviously coming back from the British Open, from surgery, which was priority No. 1, did that successfully, and each week since the British Open I've felt in pretty good control of my golf game.
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
If you really want to become an actor, but only providing that acting doesn't interfere with your golf game, political ambitions and your life, you don't want to become an actor. Not only is acting more than a part time job, it's more than a full time job. It's a full time obsession.
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.
As a final crash of self-indulgent nonsense, when the incontrovertible truth of your panoramic and murderous deceit has even begun to cost your political party seemingly perpetual congressional seats....When somebody asks you, sir, about the cooked books and faked threats you foisted on a sincere and frightened nation; when somebody asks you, sir, about your gallant, noble, self-abnegating sacrifice of your golf game so as to soothe the families of the war dead; this advice, Mr. Bush: Shut the hell up! Good night and good luck.
Using TrackMan is very important in the development of your golf game because it gives you such good data on what your golf swing is doing and where it needs to go.
I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments.
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing... Apart from that, if I could get lower than a 10 handicap on my golf game, I'd be thrilled.
Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple
When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.
There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: