No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.
I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.
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