I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
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