Golfers Quotes - Page 5

• I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Woods, Plant

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• The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

  Jon Stewart

  Golf, Men, Guy

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• I'm a golfer - not an athlete.

  Lee Westwood

  Athlete, Golf

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• The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists.

  Dave Marr

  Golf, Perfect, Facts

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• Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and you're not even off the first tee.

  Walter Hagen

  Golf, Mind, Four

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• Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.

  Fletcher Knebel

  Golf, Men, Feet

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• If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?

  Larry Nelson

  Golf, Balls, Standing Still

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• I am a very conscientious golfer. I count every stroke. I learned to play that way. That is the only way I can play. It taught me to be honest. There is no greater virtue than honesty.

  Martin Sheen

  Honesty, Play, Way

  Interview with David Kupfer, progressive.org. July 1, 2003.

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• When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

  Jay Mohr

  Moving, Progress, Endeavor

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• Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.

  Ken Venturi

  Money, Memories, Golf

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• One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people's expectations. You should live your own life and live up to your own expectations, and those are the only things I really care about it.

  Tiger Woods

  Motivational, Sports, Golf

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• Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

  Homero Blancas

  Golf, Yeah, Golfing

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• I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Missing, Helping

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• Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

  Marco Rubio

  Husband, Father, Practice

  Marco Rubio's speech at the Republican National Convention, www.politico.com. August 30, 2012.

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• They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

  Gardner Dickinson

  Believe, Golf, Complicated

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• I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

  Seve Ballesteros

  Golf, Doctors, Different

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• I'm pretty much an open book. I am a fanatic golfer and golf nut. If I have three free hours any day, my first choice is to run to the golf course if the weather is nice.

  Thomas Friedman

  Running, Nice, Book

  Source: theislamicmonthly.com

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• Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Tough, Reason, Tendencies

  "A kinder, gentler Jack". Interview to Maclean’s magazine, www.englishbaytriclub.org. May 16, 1994.

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• I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Country, Heavy, Bottom

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• I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than private lessons.

  Tiger Woods

  Thinking, Lessons, Needs

  Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. October 13, 2006.

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• There are golfers everywhere who may never get a chance to play a links course in Scotland, a tree-lined course in America or the sand belts of Australia. Hopefully I can bring some of those elements into their backyards.

  Tiger Woods

  Play, Scotland, America

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• Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.

  Buddy Hackett

  Golf, Balls, Swamps

  Buddy Hackett (1968). “The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies”

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• You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.

  Dave Barry

  Golf, Balls, Want

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• In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.

  Dan Quayle

  Golf, Differences, Vices

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• Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

  Anne, Princess Royal

  Funny, Dog, Golf

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