Happily Married Quotes

• I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

  Rob Ford

  Love, Happy, Marriage

  "Rob Ford: 'Enough To Eat' Comment Met With Disgust". www.huffingtonpost.ca. November 14, 2013.

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• He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.

  Oscar Wilde

  Relationship, Anniversary, Being Happy

  "The Importance of Being Earnest". Revised Edition,

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• We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

  Nick Faldo

  Marriage, Golf, Eight

  "Learning to smile" by Nick Green, www.theguardian.com. June 30, 2007.

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• No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

  Shirley Bassey

  Wedding, Years, Bells

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• I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me.

  Geezer Butler

  Nice, Years, Married

  "It's Just Honest Music". Interview with David Marchese, www.popmatters.com. July 13, 2005.

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• I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

  George Jean Nathan

  Girl, Running, Fall

  George Jean Nathan (1952). “The world of George Jean Nathan”

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• No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

  H. L. Mencken

  Marriage, Flirty, Nice

  "A Mencken Chrestomathy". Book by H. L. Mencken , as quoted in "The New Penguin Dictionary of Modern Quotations" by Robert Andrews (2003), 1949.

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• It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

  Robert Frost

  Marriage, Funny Love, Wedding

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• Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

  Novalis

  Men, Literature, Married

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• I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

  Stephen Colbert

  Gay, Conservative, Married

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• I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business.

  Erin Moran

  Men, Married, Wonderful

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• I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men.

  Britt Ekland

  Mean, Sleep, Men

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• Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

  Barry Humphries

  Beautiful, Sex, Men

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Being happily married, I’m more focused on what I’m doing. Ya know, one of my quotes is ‘love isn’t looking somebody in the eyes; it’s looking out in the same direction.

  Ice T

  Eye, Love Is, Married

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• I'm happily married but it's absolutely heavenly.

  Erica Durance

  Married, Heavenly

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• It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful, incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving birth to a dead, blind or brain-damaged baby (even ten years later when she may be happily married).

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Girl, Baby, Cancer

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• The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.

  Nevil Shute

  Men, Pilots, Tests

  Nevil Shute (1954). “Slide rule: the autobiography of an engineer”

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• David Shire and I have been happily married for 21 years! We have a 12-year-old son. David is a genius. He writes the most magnificent music and he is a devoted and loving husband and father. I am so blessed!

  Didi

  Husband, Father, Blessed

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• The highest happiness on earth is marriage. Every man who is happily married is a successful man even if he has failed in everything else.

  William Lyon Phelps

  Happiness, Marriage, Failure

  William Lyon Phelps (2016). “Marriage”, p.7, Read Books Ltd

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• Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always thought cooking was part of the package: Step right up, it's Rachel Samstat, she's bright, she's funny and she can cook!

  Nora Ephron

  Marriage, Cooking, Looks

  Nora Ephron (2011). “Heartburn”, p.135, Vintage

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• Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

  Charlaine Harris

  Men, Luck, Saws

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.81, Penguin

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• I write because I want more than one life; I insist on a wider selection. It’s greed, plain and simple. When my characters join the circus, I’m joining the circus. Although I’m happily married, I spent a great deal of time mentally living with incompatible husbands.

  Anne Tyler

  Husband, Writing, Character

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• Then my mother shocked me. She said, " All those things that you want from your relationship, Liz? I have always wanted those things too." [She] showed me the handful of bullets she'd had to bite over the decades in order to stay happily married (and she was happily married...) to my father. "You have to understand how little I was raised to expect that I desired in life, honey. Remember- I come from a different time and place... and you have to understand how much I love your father.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Mother, Father, Order

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• As a matter of fact [my mother] is very happily married. To a very nice southern gentleman named Roanoke - her first non-Jewish husband, as she likes to say.

  Carrie Fisher

  Mother, Husband, Nice

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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