Heaven And Dogs Quotes

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Life, Dog, Pet

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Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

Gene Hill

Dog, Nature, Silly

Gene Hill (2013). “A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns”, p.62, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

Funny, Inspiring, Thankful

Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 16, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

Funny, Cute, God

Mark Twain (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)”, p.9262, Delphi Classics

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Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Anne Tyler

Funny, Dog, Mean

Anne Tyler (1991). “Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels”, Outlet

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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Dog, Animal, Thinking

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

Dog, Eye, Thinking

John Steinbeck (2012). “The Portable Steinbeck”, p.42, Penguin

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

Agnes Repplier

Dog, Heart, Animal

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Friendship, Education

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

Dog, Witty, Cat

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

Dog, Animal, Men

Readers Digest, 1934.

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

Dog, Perseverance, Lying

Robert Benchley (1976). “Chips Off the Old Benchley”, Amereon Limited

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

Life, Dog, Sorry

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Mark Twain

Dog, Men, Animal

Mark Twain, William Dean Howells (1960). “Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910”, Belknap Press

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Bernard Williams

Happiness, Dog, Nature

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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

Dog, Nature, Animal

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

Dog, Appreciation, Silly

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

Dog, Witty, Religious

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

Inspirational, Funny, Dog

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I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

Dog, Thinking, Nuts

John Steinbeck (2012). “The Portable Steinbeck”, p.42, Penguin

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

Love, Friendship, Dog

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

Cute, Death, Loyalty

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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

August Strindberg

Funny, Dog, Humor

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Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

Anatole France

Love, Inspiring, Dog

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

Billy Graham

Happiness, Dog, Believe

"Do All Dogs Go to Heaven? Pretty Sure This One Did" by Cathleen Falsani, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 20, 2010.

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