Helicopters don't fly, they vibrate so badly the ground rejects them.
If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life.
The helicopter is probably the most versatile instrument ever invented by man. It approaches closer than any other to fulfillment of mankind's ancient dreams of the flying horse and the magic carpet.
You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky.
It would be right to say that the helicopter's role in saving lives represents one of the most glorious pages in the history of human flight.
Helicopters make everything better.
This is why being a helicopter pilot is so different from being an airplane pilot, and why in generality, airplane pilots are open, clear-eyed, buoyant extroverts, and helicopter pilots are brooding introspective anticipators of trouble. They know if something bad has not happened it is about to.
The helicopter is a fine way to travel, but it induces a view of the world that only God and CEOs share on a regular basis.
I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things.
The thing is, helicopters are different from planes. An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or by a deliberately incompetent pilot, it will fly. A helicopter does not want to fly. It is maintained in the air by a variety of forces and controls working in opposition to each other, and if there is any disturbance in this delicate balance the helicopter stops flying; immediately and disastrously. There is no such thing as a gliding helicopter.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.
The thing is helicopters are different from airplanes An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or incompetent piloting, it will fly
This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
The helicopter appeared so reluctant to fly forward that we even considered turning the pilot's seat around and letting it fly backward.
I'm always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you're drowning, and it's there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
I'd throw dollars out of helicopters if I had to, to stimulate the economy.
Young leading cadres have risen up by helicopter. They should really rise step by step.
The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
Mike Smith - living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters.
I'm quite scared of flying, and especially helicopters, I don't like them at all.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
And I fly planes all the time. And helicopters.
I had a flight trainer who is one of the biggest and most famous helicopter pilots the world.
I love doing stunt stuff and action stuff. I'm not flipping off helicopters; that would be insane.
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