Hey Quotes - Page 28

• Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.

  Dennis Miller

  Football, Cunninghams, Warhol

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• Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four of the five remaining 1932 Aston Martins still in road-worthy condition after you'd paid for life's little necessities like hookers and weed, get your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds, and make a tackle or two, okay, Babe?

  Dennis Miller

  Football, Weed, Two

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• Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!

  Harry Secombe

  Hurt, Military, Ifs

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• My breast cancer was caught very early thanks to my doctor a wonderful woman named Elsie Giogi, who just recently passed away after practicing medicine into her 80's. At the time, she had suggested I go for a baseline mammogram before age 40 because I had fibrocystic breasts. The mammogram discovered a tiny tumor, and it was so small that they were able to take it out very easily. I had a lumpectomy. Unfortunately, they did miss a little of the cancer, and two years later I had a mastectomy. But hey, I'm here, I'm alive, and I'm going to live to be 100!

  Kate Jackson

  Cancer, Doctors, Years

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• You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans
  Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be
  The best buzz I'm ever gonna find
  Hey, I'm a little drunk on you
  And high on summertime

  Luke Bryan

  Country, Song, Blue

  Song: Drunk On You, 2011

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• Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This is why you do all that!

  Bill Parcells

  Motivational, Football, Nfl

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• I can do everything skinny girls can do, trust me. I honestly think Hollywood is getting real. They're saying, 'Hey this is what a lot of America looks like,' a lot of America doesn't wear a size 2. I think the studios and the media are starting to realize that overweight people want something they can relate to, so let's give it to them.

  Nikki Blonsky

  Girl, Real, Thinking

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• When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks... so people are shocked.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Sex, Smart, Stupid

  "The governator" by Julian Borger and Duncan Campbell, www.theguardian.com. August 8, 2003.

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• Hey, if I don't have a job, I don't know why I bother to get up. Any time the phone rings, I'm ready to go. What else am I going to do? See, I've never retired. I don't even know what it means.

  Morgan Freeman

  Success, Jobs, Mean

  "The Stars of 'Last Vegas' Have Fun - Lots of Fun". Interview with David Hochman, www.aarp.org.

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• Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You know, it's as if these people don't hate us enough already. I mean, they live in mud huts, they have thatch roofs, their clothes are made of straw. We pull up in a bunch of Humvees and SUVs going, 'Hey, you want to cut the smoke out of here?'

  Jay Leno

  Country, Hate, Mean

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• The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for that one.'

  Jay Leno

  Climate, Blame, Global Warming

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• I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy, golden storm, yes many loved before us, I know we are not new, in city and in forest they smiled like me and you, but now it's come to distances and both of us must try, your eyes are soft with sorrow, Hey, that's no way to say goodbye.

  Leonard Cohen

  Love, Goodbye, Morning

  "Hey, that's no way to say goodbye". Song by Leonard Cohen, 1967.

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• You've been fightin again and, you forgot why
  Hey kid, walk straight, master your high

  Slick Rick

  Kids, Hip Hop, Masters

  Song: Hey Young World, Album: The Great Adventures of Slick Rick, 1988

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• Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'

  Jim Gaffigan

  Thanksgiving, People, Drunk

  "Beyond the Pale". Live album by Jim Gaffigan, www.npr.org. February 7, 2006.

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• I have a weird life because I live on songwriting royalties, which are a strange income. Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't. ... I want to grow up with my audience. I don't expect to be getting through to the younger pop crowd. I learned that from Paul Simon. ... When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your fault, it's his fault, over there. ... People have told me songs I've written have changed their life. That's remarkable. That keeps your faith.

  Joe Strummer

  Song, Growing Up, Rain

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• Man, if anybody knew the path that we've been on, no one in their right mind would ever try to duplicate it. That's something Nashville always tries to do, though. If something is successful, they try to repeat it by telling other people, "Hey, do what that guy did." I just don't think it works that way. The first one who gest there, the one that cuts the path ... it's always the roughest path but I think it's got the most reward at the end.

  Eric Church

  Music, Cutting, Successful

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• I don't think I ever saw Hank with anybody, say, 'Let's go write a song.' One Sunday morning we left Nashville to go to Birmingham to do a matinee and a night, and he said, 'Hand me that tablet up there.' And he wrote down, 'Hey, good lookin', what you got cookin'' and before we got to Birmingham it was finished.

  Don Helms

  Song, Morning, Writing

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• No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

  Chris Rock

  Crazy, Men, Two

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• Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then we'll close the door. And you'll have a referendum no matter what.

  Philippe Couillard

  Doors, Bait, Lobster

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• I have to constantly tell my personnel staff, 'Hey guys, we're still a good staff even though we're allowing good players to go play for other people,'

  Ozzie Newsome

  Player, People, Guy

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• Hey-ho, it's raining inside: it isn't my fault and there's nothing I can do about it, but sit it out. But the sun may well come out tomorrow and when it does, I shall take full advantage.

  Stephen Fry

  Rain, Doe, May

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• If you take guns away from legal gun owners then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would fight for your life, whatever your beliefs. You'd use a rock or tear one of these chairs out of the floor. Hey, maybe I've been watching too many Bruce Willis movies!

  Bruce Willis

  Fighting, Gun, Rocks

  "Willis Speaks Out For Guns", www.contactmusic.com. April 30, 2006.

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• When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

  Matthew Perry

  People, Smoking, Battle

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• Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.

  Mindy Kaling

  Rude, Disclaimers

  Mindy Kaling (2011). “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)”, p.4, Three Rivers Press

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• Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor.

  Mickey Rourke

  Baby, Suffering, Poor

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