Lobster Quotes

• When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

  Bernie Mac

  Golf, Beer, Ice

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• When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

  Ziad K. Abdelnour

  Order, Giving, Tails

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• A lobster, when left high and dry among the rock, does not have the sense enough to work his way back to the sea, but waits for the sea to come to him. If it does not come, he remains where he is and dies, although the slightest effort would enable him to reach the waves, which are perhaps within a yard of him. The world is full of human lobsters; people stranded on the rocks of indecision and procrastination, who, instead of putting forth their own energies, are waiting for some grand billow of good fortune to set them afloat.

  Orison Swett Marden

  Procrastination, Rocks, Sea

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• I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...

  Jimmy Buffett

  Pastries, Living On

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• The world is my lobster.

  Keith O'Neill

  Soccer, Football, Travel

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• All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".

  Dave Barry

  Fall, Dark, Clubs

  Dave Barry (1984). “Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home”, p.79, Rodale

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• A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

  Lord Byron

  Drinking, Food, Salad

  Lord Byron (1990). “The Sayings of Lord Byron”, p.12, Gerald Duckworth & Co

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• Europe's the mayonnaise all right, but America supplies the good old lobster.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Europe, America, Literature

  "Collected Short Stories".

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• I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

  Salvador Dali

  Telephones, Restaurants, Surrealism

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• Luxurious lobster-nights, farewell, For sober, studious days!

  Alexander Pope

  Farewell, Night, Luxury

  Alexander Pope, Alexander Dyce (1866). “Poetical Works”, p.203

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• I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.

  Brooke Burke

  Ocean, Cockroaches, Shrimp

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• Books... are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Book, Reading, Ems

  "The Unpleasantness at The Bellona Club". Book by Dorothy L. Sayers, 1928.

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• I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.

  Paloma Faith

  Waffles, Potatoes, Favourite

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• Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Men, Order, Fishing

  Henry David Thoreau (2008). “Cape Cod: Illustrated Edition of the American Classic”, p.234, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Food, Cooking, Culinary

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2375, Delphi Classics

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• Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

  Bobby Flay

  Summer, Parent, Corn

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• Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. ... Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark.

  Gerard De Nerval

  Dog, Cat, Animal

  "Lobsters and Lies" by Madeleine Schwartz, www.newyorker.com. August 19, 2011.

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• Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

  Brooke Burke

  Hey, Bugs, Mines

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• Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.

  Richard Jeni

  Animal, Tanks, Alive

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• the proper place to eat lobster ... is in a lobster shack as close to the sea as possible. There is no menu card because there is nothing else to eat except boiled lobster with melted butter.

  Pearl S. Buck

  Food, Sea, Cards

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• [A]ll the ingenious men, and all the scientific men, and all the fanciful men, in the world,... could never invent, if all their wits were boiled into one, anything so curious and so ridiculous as a lobster.

  Charles Kingsley

  Science, Men, World

  Charles Kingsley (2013). “The Water Babies: A Fairy Tale for a Land-Baby”, p.66, Courier Corporation

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• Lobsters displays all three of the classic biological characteristics of an insect, namely: 1. It has way more legs than necessary. 2. There is no way you would ever pet it. 3. It does not respond to simple commands such as "Here, boy!"

  Dave Barry

  Boys, Simple, Pet

  Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.110, Ballantine Books

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• When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.

  Joseph Mitchell

  Octopus, West Coast, Youth

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• I love you more than anything in the world combined.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Happy Mothers Day, I Love You More, World

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• I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

  Nicole Polizzi

  Food, Alive

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