Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.
I led the league in go get 'em next time.
I want your heart, I want to eat your children.
I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.
The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.
I don't want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.
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