I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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