I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
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