Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
I can resist everything except temptation.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
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