Kissing Funny Quotes

• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

  Joey Adams

  Funny, Kissing, Dating

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• Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

  Bernard Meltzer

  Happiness, Happy, Kissing

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• A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.

  Billie Holiday

  Love, Music, Crush

  Song: For All We Know

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• A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

  Ingrid Bergman

  Love, Valentines Day, Nature

  "An Uncommon Scold". Book by Abby Adams, 1989.

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• A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

  Rupert Brooke

  Love, Relationship, Valentines Day

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• I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!

  Leonard Marx

  Funny, Best Love, Love You

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• Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.

  Percy Bysshe Shelley

  Love, Life, Romantic

  Percy Bysshe Shelley (1820). “Prometheus Unbound: A Lyrical Drama in Four Acts with Other Poems”, p.146

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• Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?

  Henry Theophilus Finck

  Short Love, Sexy, Kissing

  Henry Theophilus Finck (1887). “Romantic Love and Personal Beauty: Their Development, Causal Relations, Historic and National Peculiarities”

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• Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'

  John Lennon

  Love, Kissing, Dating

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• Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

  Sylvia Plath

  Kissing, Feminism, Important

  Sylvia Plath (2007). “The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath”, p.197, Anchor

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  Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Life, Cute

  Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.482, Princeton University Press

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• Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score:
  Then to that twenty, add a hundred more.

  Robert Herrick

  Funny, Kissing, Giving

  Robert Herrick (2003). “Selected Poems”, p.62, Taylor & Francis

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• The soul that can speak through the eyes can also kiss with a gaze.

  Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer

  Eye, Kissing, Soul

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• 'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

  Judy Garland

  I Love You, Valentines Day, I Love Him

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• Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.

  Margaret Mitchell

  Love, Sexy, Kissing

  Margaret Mitchell (2016). “Gone with the Wind”, p.671, Hamilton Books

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• The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.

  J. H. Oldham

  Children, Sleep, Kissing

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• Never a lip is curved with pain that can't be kissed into smiles again.

  Bret Harte

  Life, Smile, Pain

  Bret Harte (2016). “Poetical Works, Complete: Top American Novelist”, p.112, VM eBooks

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• If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

  Thomas Carlyle

  Girl, Sarcastic, Humorous

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• Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

  e. e. cummings

  Romantic, Valentines Day, Fate

  E. E. Cummings (1996). “Is 5”, p.77, W. W. Norton & Company

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• Then I did the simplest thing in the world. I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open.

  Agnes de Mille

  Kissing, Romantic Love, World

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• Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Family, Good Night, Baby

  "Fictional character: Jennifer Jareau". "Criminal Minds" ("Boxed In", Season 10, Episode 5), October 29, 2014.

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• A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

  Helen Rowland

  Love, Acceptance, Kissing

  Helen Rowland (2017). “A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”, p.27, Litres

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• Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.

  Robert Burns

  Kissing, Snow, First Kiss

  Robert Burns (1994). “The Works of Robert Burns: With an Introduction and Bibliography”, p.547, Wordsworth Editions

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• Kisses kept are wasted; Love is to be tasted. There are some you love, I know; Be not loathe to tell them so. Lips go dry and eyes grow wet Waiting to be warmly met. Keep them not in waiting yet; Kisses kept are wasted.

  Edmund Vance Cooke

  Eye, Kissing, Love Is

  Edmund Vance Cooke, “Kisses”

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• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

  H. L. Mencken

  Funny, Women, Humor

  A Little Book in C Major ch. 6 (1916)

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