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• I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny Relationship, Night, Phones

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• The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Real, Love Is, Prerequisites

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• Liberals love to say things like, "We're just asking everyone to pay their fair share." But government is not about asking. It is about telling. The difference is fundamental. It is the difference between making love and being raped, between working for a living and being a slave. The Internal Revenue service is not asking anybody to do anything. It confiscates your assets and puts you behind bars if you don't pay.

  Thomas Sowell

  Government, Differences, African American

  Thomas Sowell (1999). “Barbarians Inside the Gates--and Other Controversial Essays”, Hoover Inst Press

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• Don't be like the preacher who thought about praying while making love with his life and thought about love while praying.

  Dan Millman

  Life, Praying, Preacher

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• If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

  George Burns

  Funny, Humorous, Smoking

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• Painting or poetry is made as one makes love - a total embrace, prudence thrown to the winds, nothing held back.

  Joan Miro

  Art, Wind, Painting

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• If you meditate, meditation is so beautiful, who bothers about the result? And if you bother about the result, meditation is not possible. This result oriented mind is the only barrier, the only block. There are not many blocks, the only block is that of the result oriented mind: never here-now, always somewhere else thinking of the result; while making love, thinking about the result.

  Rajneesh

  Beautiful, Block, Thinking

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• Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Love, Marriage, Thinking

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• Perhaps extreme danger strips us of all pretenses, all ambitions, all confusions, focusing us more intensely than we are otherwise ever focused, so that we remember what we otherwise spend most of our lives forgetting: that our nature and purpose is, more than anything else, to love and to make love, to take joy from the beauty of the world, to live with an awareness that the future is not as real a place for any of us as are the present and the past.

  Dean Koontz

  Love, Real, Ambition

  Dean Koontz (2007). “Fear Nothing: A Novel”, p.388, Bantam

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• People keep repeating that the main things are love and compassion. Certainly love and compassion are the main things, but it takes knowledge to make love and compassion fruitful. ... It takes just a second to say 'love'. But to acquire knowledge for the well-being and blessing of humanity requires an eternity.

  H. P. Blavatsky

  Spiritual, Blessing, Compassion

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• I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

  Santino Marella

  Beautiful, Wrestling, Sticks

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• Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Thinking, Dancing, Baptists

  Lewis Grizzard (1995). “Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard”, Longstreet Press

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• It was there [Dijon], I now understand, that I started to grow up, to study, to make love, to eat and drink, to be me and not what I was expected to be. It was there that I learned it is blessed to receive, as well as that every human being, no matter how base, is worthy of my respect and even my envy because he knows something that I may never be old or wise or kind or tender enough to know.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  Wise, Growing Up, Blessed

  M.F.K. Fisher (1992). “Long Ago In France: The Years In Dijon”, p.14, Simon and Schuster

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• Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady. It is possible. It can even be enjoyable. But it requires a bit of imagination.

  Andre Tchelistcheff

  Wine, Appreciate, Imagination

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• If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Fire, Ifs

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• Scoring goals is like making love: everyone can do it, but nobody does it like me.

  Alfredo Di Stefano

  Goal, Doe, Like Me

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• In Europe, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman - we make love with anyone we find attractive.

  Marlene Dietrich

  Men, Europe, Matter

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't think when I make love.

  Brigitte Bardot

  Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I don't know about making a passionate love story, even if it's appealing for an audience to see a husband and wife make love on the screen.

  Sandra Dee

  Husband, Wife, Stories

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• We all go to different churches or no churches, we have different favorite foods, different ways of making love, different ways of doing all sorts of things, but there we're all singing together. Gives you hope.

  Pete Seeger

  Giving, Singing, Together

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• It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in / There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin / He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory?/ I'm not really sure how it goes / But it's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes.'

  Billy Joel

  Sweet, Memories, Son

  Song: Piano Man, Album: Piano Man, 1973

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• Our educational system in its entirety does nothing to give us any kind of material competence. In other words, we don't learn how to cook, how to make clothes, how to build houses, how to make love, or to do any of the absolutely fundamental things of life.

  Alan Watts

  Educational, Clothes, Giving

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• I have always laid it down as a maxim -and found it justified by experience -that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex -but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.

  Lord Byron

  Love, Friendship, Sex

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• Whoever makes love grow boundless, and sets his mind for seeing the end of birth, his fetters are worn thin. If he loves even a single being, Good will follow. But the Noble One with compassionate heart for all mankind, generates abounding good.

  Gautama Buddha

  Love, Buddhist, Heart

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• In every bed you will find four persons sleeping together. It is very rare to find a double bed, because then four persons are there overcrowding it. The wife is there and the ego, and the husband is there and the ego - husband is hidden behind his ego, wife is hidden behind her ego, and those two egos go on making love. The real contact never happens.

  Rajneesh

  Relationship, Husband, Real

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