My Baby Quotes - Page 2

• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Friendship, Witty

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• Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

  Mark Twain

  Mom, Baby, Children

  Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 4, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)

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• Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

  Tina Brown

  Baby, Falling In Love, Children

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• Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.

  Penelope Leach

  Baby, Giving, Newborn

  Penelope Leach (2013). “Your Baby and Child”, p.10, Knopf

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• The more you give, the more you can give.

  Roy T. Bennett

  True Love, Baby, Generous Love

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• The more you give, the more you live.

  Blake Mycoskie

  True Love, Baby, Abundance Of Love

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• I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

  Loretta Lynn

  Funny, Witty, Baby

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• Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

  E. W. Howe

  Family, Meaningful, Baby

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• Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

  Bill Cosby

  Motivational, Baby, Children

  Twitter post from Nov 06, 2009

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• Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.

  Jerold Panas

  Baby, Giving, Wheels

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• Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Fathers Day, Baby, Work

  Louisa May Alcott (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)”, p.5933, Delphi Classics

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• If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Mom, Baby

  Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”

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• Oh my God, there are so many songs I wish I had written. 'Waters of March,' I wish I had written 'My Baby Just Cares for Me,' I wish I had written 'This Will Be Our Year,' I mean, there's millions of them. 'Wouldn't It Be Nice?'

  Zooey Deschanel

  Song, Baby, Nice

  "Zooey Deschanel Can Play the Ukulele". Interview with Mark Mikin, www.esquire.com. July 17, 2009.

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• The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

  Selma Blair

  Baby, Care, Want

  "Selma Blair Admits to Breastfeeding in Public". People Magazine Interview, www.glamourmagazine.co.uk. March 30, 2012.

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• Just like that. Gone forever. They will not grow old together. They will never live on a beach by the sea, their hair turned white, dancing in a living room to Billie Holiday or Nat Cole. They will not enter a New York club at midnight and show the poor hip-hop fools how to dance. They will not chuckle together over the endless folly of the world, its vanities and stupid ambitions. They will not hug each other in any chilly New York dawn. Oh, Mary Lou. My baby. My love.

  Pete Hamill

  Baby, Beach, New York

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• The cowboy music twanged in the roadhouse and carried across the fields, all sadness. It was all right with me. I kissed my baby and we put out the lights.

  Jack Kerouac

  Baby, Sadness, Cowboy

  Jack Kerouac (2007). “Road Novels 1957-1960”

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• I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

  Robert Bloch

  Baby, Fun, Fists

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• What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

  Ilona Andrews

  Baby, Orange, Fur

  Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.82, Penguin

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• “There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout. “My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. “This is an outrage!” “Sadie,” Dad said firmly, “please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.”

  Rick Riordan

  Baby, Dad, Osiris

  "The Serpent's Shadow". Book by Rick Riordan, May 2, 2012.

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• Inside my head I carry: my baby goat, my baby brother, my ama's face, our family's future. My bundle is light. My burden is heavy.

  Patricia McCormick

  Baby, Brother, Light

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• There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!" ... "Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.

  Rick Riordan

  Baby, Dad, Soul

  "The Serpent's Shadow". Book by Rick Riordan, October 3, 2017.

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• Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it." "It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby." "You always say I am an idiot." "But you're a special kind of idiot. Here." She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.

  Derek Landy

  Baby, Laughing, Special

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• When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am.

  Eminem

  Mother, Baby, Murder

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• Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel.

  Elvis Presley

  Song, Baby, Lonely

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• More worryingly, my baby fangs were out, which usually happened only when I was perilously close to tipping over into Mr. Hyde territory. I quickly drew them back in. It didn’t help much. I still looked like Dracula’s daughter. Which was completely unfair, since he’d only been an uncle.

  Karen Chance

  Daughter, Baby, Uncles

  Karen Chance (2012). “Fury's Kiss: A Midnight's Daughter Novel”, p.37, Penguin

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