I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
My father is a real idealist, and he's all about learning. If I asked for a pair of Nikes growing up, it was just a resounding 'No.' But if I asked for a saxophone, one would appear and next day and I'd be signed up for lessons. So anything to do with education or learning, my father would spare no expense.
Because its hard to realize now that that was the end of the great depression, you know. All of a sudden all of this is in front of me and I'm solvent, you know. I'm making some money and I know where my next meal is coming from, and I have a new pair of shoes and that's it.
One product that you can never go wrong with is sunglasses because they are easy to misplace. I always get a couple of pairs every year.
My children, as long as you live, the shadow of the Hiss Case will brush you. In every pair of eyes that rests on you, you will see pass, like a cloud passing behind a woods in winter, the memory of your father - dissembled in friendly eyes, lurking in unfriendly eyes.
Proverbs should be sold in pairs, a single one being but a half truth.
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
I think it's a lot harder for the pros to have a long career in ice dance and in pairs. It seems the singles have a little bit of a longer career.
Being constantly with children was like wearing a pair of shoes that were expensive and too small. She couldn't bear to throw them out, but they gave her blisters.
In this watering-place I acted an heroic character, badly studied; and being a novice on such a stage, I forgot my part before a pair of lovely blue eyes.
Back in the day, a pair of tight jeans was enough to earn a girl a bad reputation. Now slutty has gone Main Street.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
I do have a lucky pair of underwear.
I have 137 pairs of shoes and 200 pairs of jeans.
No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.
Pairs skating and singles are two different things. Although some skaters have achieved this successfully, it is a very difficult transition. You’re looking at double work.
Were it not for the Clash, punk would have been just a sneer, a safety pin and a pair of bondage trousers.
The Victorian era is the sexiest age for me, but I also like a woman in a pair of jeans.
At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.
A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.
That's like asking a cobbler if he's made too many pairs of shoes.
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.
One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen.
When you're single and in your 20s, you throw on a pair of jeans and look fabulous.
Every man must wear out at least one pair of fools shoes.
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