Panties Quotes - Page 2

• God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little Winnie the Pooh underwear. I was helping my wife fold cloths. I picked up a pair of skimpy underwear. I looked at my wife and said: "When you gonna wear these for me?" She goes, "I can't. They're your daughter's." "Aaaaaaahhhhhh! No, No, No!" There was nothing to them! The how-to-wash tag was the biggest piece of cloth on there.

  Bill Engvall

  Daughter, Growing Up, Men

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie", www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

  Tom Robbins

  Manners, Cherries, South

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Skinny Legs and All”, p.102, Bantam

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• I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

  Tyler, The Creator

  Xanax, House, Print

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• I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

  Charles Barkley

  Crazy, America, Want

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• Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Hands, Done

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• Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties'.

  David Henry

  Daughter, Sex, Home

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• ...that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down and then crossed her legs. I didn't need a mirror to know my whole face had just turned red. With a hemline up to her thighs that gesture didn't leave anything to the imagination. Bones curled his fingers around mine and squeezed. His hand was still warmed from our contact moments ago. That's how fast he had to grab me again to keep me sitting where I was instead of yanking off my jacket to make her a pair of panties.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Mirrors, Hands, Opposites

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• • This seems impossible to me. It seems biologically impossible to stay the same size, although I must. It seems one must always be either bigger or smaller than they were at some arbitrary point in time to which all things are compared. The panties that are possibly tighter than they were. When? You can't say when. But you are absolutely positive no question that it's true.

  Marya Hornbacher

  Arbitrary, Size, Impossible

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• Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

  Carol Leifer

  Rip, Bucks, Lingerie

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• My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

  MC Paul Barman

  Voice, Choices, Granny

  Song: Cock Mobster, Album: Paullelujah!

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• Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no doubt. But right now, all it would get him was a solid punch in those even teeth. Audrey laughed. "Aren't you sweet? Tell me, do girls usually throw their panties at you when you do that?" He grinned wider, and she glimpsed the funny evil spark in his eyes. "Do men throw money when you do your little Southern belle?

  Ilona Andrews

  Girl, Sweet, Art

  Ilona Andrews (2011). “Fate's Edge”, p.103, NYLA

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• Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.

  Simone Elkeles

  Girl, Men, Want

  Simone Elkeles (2013). “Return to Paradise”, p.164, Simon and Schuster

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• This isn't a mob, won't need to change the names. Everyone around you has murdered someone, something sacred. There isn't one nail without dirt under it. There isn't any white cotton panties that aren't soaked and stained red. It's better to push something when it's slipping, than to risk being dragged down.

  Marilyn Manson

  Names, White, Risk

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• Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

  Jill Shalvis

  Charm

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• Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties.

  Fred Durst

  Ice Cream, World, Sushi

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• Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Jealous, Giving, Pairs

  Jeaniene Frost (2010). “One Foot in the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel”, p.130, Hachette UK

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• Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.

  David Haye

  Motivation, Pairs, Fighter

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• I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

  Larry David

  Enjoy, Happens, Larry

  "Curb your enthusiasm:'Officer Krupke' review" by Cheryl David, www.ign.com. November 9, 2009.

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• I can't possibly get into your knickers.

  Jack McConnell

  Underwear, Knickers, I Can

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• Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Years, Dio, Looks

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• I wasn't surprised to find myself in the back of Mr. Klein's store, wearing only my undershirt and panties, surrounded by sable.

  Amy Bloom

  Stores

  Amy Bloom (2010). “Love Invents Us”, p.3, Vintage

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• Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.

  Ilona Andrews

  Falling In Love, Dad, Crazy

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• Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

  Iggy Pop

  Eggs, Fists, Joints

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• I told my girls, 'Look at Rihanna: She's one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She's really famous, really powerful, really rich. Yet in every single video she can only wear panties. Poor Rhianna! We'll know when she is properly powerful and successful when we see her in a lovely cardigan.'

  Caitlin Moran

  Girl, Stars, Powerful

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• Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Makeup, Hair, Self

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