I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
Golf is a non-violent game played violently from within.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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