I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Golf is a difficult game, but it's a little easier if you trust your instincts. It's too hard a game to try to play like someone else.
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
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