We called [my son] Gary "Little Herschel" when he was in middle school - but then he didn't grow any taller. He ended up playing golf and being a really nice golfer.
I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
Most people say, "I can't wait to retire so I can play golf," or go yachting or whatever they do. Well, if I was playing golf, I would want that to finish so I could go and dream up a new TV show.
[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word, folks, was what people hate [Donald] Trump for today!
How can you get tired of playing golf?
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.
I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition making itself unpleasant. And we spend our time playing golf? What do we get out of it? Is golf any use? That's what I'm asking you. Can you name me a single case where devotion to this pestilential pastime has done a man any practical good?
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.
I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf.
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?
It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.
I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.
And you fathers, are you so busy making a living, playing golf, bowling, hunting, that you do not have time to talk to your boys and hold them close to you and win their confidence? Or do you brush them off, so that they dare not come and talk about these things with you?
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