I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
Golf is the only-est sport. You're completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself. Golf brings out your assets and liabilities as a person. The longer you play, the more certain you are that a man's performance is the outward manifestation of who, in his heart, he really thinks he is.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
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