Political Humor Quotes - Page 4

• The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

  George W. Bush

  Religious, Humor, Political

  "Bush Speaks at Annual National Prayer Breakfast". www.cnn.com. February 1, 2001.

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• In spite of conflicting signals - and in spite of a popular culture that sometimes puts down their innocence - most of our kids are good kids. Large numbers do volunteer work. Nearly all believe in God, and most practice their faith. Teen pregnancy and violence are actually going down. Across America, under a program called True Love Waits, nearly a million teens have pledged themselves to abstain from sex until marriage.

  George W. Bush

  Sex, Believe, Pregnancy

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• We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

  George W. Bush

  Heart, Humor, Government

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• Our priorities is our faith.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Priorities, Political

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

  George W. Bush

  Believe, Humor, Thinking

  "Between science and God" by Martin Kettle, www.theguardian.com. December 2, 2005.

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• Religion is a personal, private matter and parents, not public school officials, should decide their children's religious training. We should not have teacher-led prayers in public schools, and school officials should never favor one religion over another, or favor religion over no religion (or vice versa). I also believe that schools should not restrict students' religious liberties. The free exercise of faith is the fundamental right of every American, and that right doesn't stop at the schoolhouse door.

  George W. Bush

  Teacher, Religious, Prayer

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• I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

  George W. Bush

  Hate, Humor, Political

  Bush's Call to Church Groups To Get Untraditional Replies, www.nytimes.com. February 20, 2001.

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• This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Death Penalty

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• We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.

  George W. Bush

  Military, Humor, America

  "Bush, in his own words" by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com. November 3, 2000.

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• Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Unique, Tyrants

  "Bush Speaks At Holocaust Memorial Event". www.cnn.com. April 19, 2001.

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• I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Optimistic, Mean

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• I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

  George W. Bush

  Believe, Humor, Hands

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• He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

  George W. Bush

  New York, Humor, Mean

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• I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Answers

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• Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

  George W. Bush

  Children, Humor, Political

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• I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

  George W. Bush

  Prayer, Humor, Appreciate

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• Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Winning, Political

  "Bush, in his own words" by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com. November 3, 2000.

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• About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Born

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• I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Ideas, People

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• I am mindful that we're all sinners.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Sinner

  President Bush's News Conference on Iraq, www.washingtonpost.com. July 30, 2003.

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• The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Dyslexia

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• I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Political, Funny Bush

  "George W. Bush, in his own write" by Jaime O'Neill, www.sfgate.com. January 29, 2006.

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• Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Mean, Order

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• I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

  George W. Bush

  Home, Humor, Political

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• We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Army, Compassion

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