None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.
Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.
Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
I tried to laugh early on about ego and pride... I do something great and then I do something really dumb and then I laugh. You'll always be that kid.
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