Really Stupid Quotes

• Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

  Adam Savage

  Stupid, Feels, Really Dumb

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• Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

  Nancy Pelosi

  Jobs, Stupid, Recovery

  "Nancy Pelosi is an idiot". Interview with Glenn Beck, www.glennbeck.com.

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

  Donald Trump

  Beautiful, Stupid, Writing

  "Would God Be So Good?" by Barry Friedman, www.esquire.com. July 29, 2013.

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

  Vlade Divac

  Funny, Stupid, Dumb

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• If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart during the night, and in the morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.

  Mark S. Fowler

  Morning, Heart, Night

  "Required Reading; Sickbedside Monitor". www.nytimes.com. 1986.

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• African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupid, Night, African American

  Clinton, William J. (1995). “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton, 1994”, p.1940, Best Books on

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• When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'

  Joe Biden

  Greed, Looks, Television

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• During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

  Al Gore

  Stupid, Technology, Creating

  "Who Invented the Internet? (It Wasn’t Al Gore)". "Glenn Beck Program", September 15, 2016.

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• I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Witty, Regret

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

  Axl Rose

  Funny, Stupid, Divorce

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• It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupidity, Stupid Liberal, Perjury

  "Bill and Hillary Clinton: Will scandal ever stick to the Clintons?" by John Stossel, www.foxnews.com. May 07, 2015.

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• The internet is a great way to get on the net.

  Bob Dole

  Funny, Stupid, Technology

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

  Heather Whitestone

  Stupid, Forever, Should

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• You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

  Bill Peterson

  Funny, Circles, Guy

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• Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

  Barbara Boxer

  Funny, Thanksgiving, Stupid

  "Jews in the Senior Chamber" by Dan Klein, www.tabletmag.com. October 12, 2010.

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• I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.

  Michele Bachmann

  Stupid, Silly, Thinking

  "Michele Bachmann wrong that swine flu broke out under Carter" by Bill Adair, www.politifact.com. April 30, 2009.

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• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

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• I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

  Britney Spears

  Stupid, Japan, Eating

  "Did I say that?" compiled by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2008.

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• The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Stupid, Silly, Science

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• China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

  Charles de Gaulle

  Country, Stupid, Silly

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• If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

  Marion Barry

  Stupid, Silly, Dumb

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• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

  Bill Peterson

  Stupid, Men, Thinking

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