Retarded Quotes

• Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

  David Sedaris

  Humorous, Mind, Looks

  David Sedaris (1998). “The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings”, p.17, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.

  David Hume

  Philosophical, Growth, Divinity

  David Hume (1826). “The history of England: From the invasion of Julius Caesar to the revolution of 1688 : To which is prefixed a short account of his life, written by himself”, p.187

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• I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Funny, School, Hands

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• If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

  Tom Regan

  Dog, Baby, Peta

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• Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

  Katherine Heigl

  Guy, Kind, Retard

  "Katherine Heigl's Dangerous Curves". Maxim Interview, www.tvguide.com. May 24, 2000.

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• Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

  Frank Mir

  Philosophy, Stepchild

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• I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

  Maxine Hong Kingston

  Ugly, May, One Thing

  Maxine Hong Kingston (2010). “The Woman Warrior: Memoirs of a Girlhood Among Ghosts”, p.223, Vintage

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• AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Funny, Country, Lying

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.16, 谷月社

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• I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

  Diablo Cody

  Reality, Los Angeles, Function

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?

  Daron Malakian

  Sex, People, Watches

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• They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Thinking

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• Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

  Zach Braff

  Kids, Fake, Ink

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• Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  Science, Knowing, Study

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• I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

  Henry Miller

  Bits

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• I collect things that just look retarded.

  Ahmet Zappa

  Looks, Retard

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The practical success of an idea, irrespective of its inherent merit, is dependent on the attitude of the contemporaries. If timely it is quickly adopted; if not, it is apt to fare like a sprout lured out of the ground by warm sunshine, only to be injured and retarded in its growth by the succeeding frost.

  Nikola Tesla

  Attitude, Sunshine, Ideas

  Nikola Tesla (2013). “The Nikola Tesla Treasury”, p.564, Simon and Schuster

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• The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.

  Lester B. Pearson

  Peace, Clever, War

  Speech, Toronto, Canada, 14 Mar. 1955

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• If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

  Chelsea Handler

  Judging, Judgment, Company

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• We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows: We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough.

  Kurt Cobain

  Guitar, Play, Long

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• I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

  Frank Serpico

  Mean, Retired

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• Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

  Frank Herbert

  Children, Revenge

  Frank Herbert (1986). “Chapterhouse: Dune”, Berkley Trade

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• America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

  Kurt Cobain

  Land, America, People

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• I've had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It's sad and it really hurts. I want to tell people not to use the word. Don't say your friend's retarded when they do something foolish. If you have a disability, keep working hard. Whatever it takes, do it, and don't be mean to people.

  Lauren Potter

  Hurt, Mean, People

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• Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.

  Nas

  Hip Hop, Hips, Hops

  Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. December 6, 2006.

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• Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

  Geert Wilders

  Islam, Culture, Ideology

  "'I don't hate Muslims. I hate Islam,' says Holland's rising political star". Interview with Ian Traynor, www.theguardian.com. February 16, 2008.

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