I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.
I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?
Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.
Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.
AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
They think we are retarded. They are retarded.
Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.
I collect things that just look retarded.
The practical success of an idea, irrespective of its inherent merit, is dependent on the attitude of the contemporaries. If timely it is quickly adopted; if not, it is apt to fare like a sprout lured out of the ground by warm sunshine, only to be injured and retarded in its growth by the succeeding frost.
I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.
The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.
...the sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child.
We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows: We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough.
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.
But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.
When I was a kid they didn't call it dyslexia. They called it you know, you were slow, or you were retarded, or whatever. What you can never change is the effect that the words 'dumb' and 'stupid' have on young people. I knew I wasn't stupid, and I knew I wasn't dumb. My mother told me that. If you read to me, I could tell you everything that you read. They didn't know what it was. They knew I wasn't lazy, but what was it?
I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.
Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?
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