The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.
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