Rooms Quotes - Page 20

• The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Keys

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• I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Integrity, Humor

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• You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Wall, Humor

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• I don't remember the hotel rooms or the airports but I always remember the events.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Airports, Events, Remember

  Source: content.time.com

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• We have to learn to face our fears and push ourselves. If you're living on earth and you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. When you push past the fear and realize that what you feared was not a big deal, you gain more confidence.

  Farrah Gray

  Past, Earth, Too Much

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• You can get rid of the column. It's a little like staying at a hotel; you get used to the shape of the room, and then you're gone. With a novel you move into town and stay for a long time. That's both comforting and terrifying.

  Anna Quindlen

  Moving, Long, Comforting

  Source: www.writersdigest.com

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• Standup is tough; if you are going through a hard period in your life, it is very hard to get up in front of people and be the happy guy in the room.

  Doc Brown

  People, Guy, Tough

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• Hover boards, unfortunately, currently violate the laws of physics. Supermagnets exist, but they have to be cooled to near absolute zero, and they are extremely expensive. So Michael J. Fox's hover boards are not possible until we invent room temperature super conductors.

  Michio Kaku

  Zero, Law, Boards

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. March 7, 2014.

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• If we believe that we're separated from someone, though they stand in the same room with us, we're separated. If we believe that we're together, if we believe that they are with us, if we listen through our inner senses, there's a chance we'll hear.

  Richard Bach

  Believe, Together, Chance

  Interview with Michael Peter Langevin, www.inner-growth.info.

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• Sometimes film kills the room to dream.

  David Lynch

  Dream, Sometimes, Film

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• It's always fun to do something that you know ultimately is not about the money, and it's certainly not for the fame - because it's a pain in the ass. But it's really the person in the theater seat you think about when you sit in a room and write.

  Jim Carrey

  Fun, Pain, Writing

  "Jim Carrey Interview: Yes Man". Interview with Cole Haddon, www.mtv.com. December 18, 2008.

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• Don't get in the way of children who find it natural and obvious to explore the world around them - even if it means they make a mess of your kitchen or living room. It's all about your perspective on these things. Let them play. When you do, the kids do not have to be reintroduced to ways of questioning nature, and the task of promoting science would be a trivial exercise.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Children, Mean, Kids

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• A certain number of people have to live their lives outdoors between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m., and a certain number of people can only leave their homes between 8 p.m. and 8 a.m. So basically, public life has to be lived in these shifts, in order for everyone to fit on the streets because there's just no more room for any more infrastructure, any more highways. So it polarizes the community into day people and night people, and it becomes sort of a metaphor for racism and classism.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Home, Night, Order

  Interview with Jeff Sartain, strangehorizons.com. October 16, 2006.

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• I mean, you know, while I'm acting on stage I'm ranking quite high, but in a room with Barack Obama I'm probably into negative digits. I never feel very famous.

  David Tennant

  Mean, Acting, Negative

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• My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Hotel

  Henny Youngman, Neal Karlen (1992). “Take my life, please!”, Thorndike Pr

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• Hung-up women can't produce anything but mediocre art, and there ain't no room for mediocre art.

  Patti Smith

  Art, Produce, Mediocre

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• I like to end stories where the readers have a little room to run. They can resolve things as they like in their own mind.

  Stephen King

  Running, Mind, Stories

  Interview with Phil Konstantin, americanindian.net. July 1987.

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• You have to leave room for the other person's ego.

  Debbie Harry

  Ego, Persons

  "Alison Goldfrapp Meets Debbie Harry". Interview with Phoebe Reill, www.spin.com. April 8, 2010.

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• I learned what I could do with my voice on stages and because of the people that I was around. It wasn't me sitting in a room by myself. I didn't know what I was doing. I was figuring it out on the fly.

  Mike Patton

  Voice, People, Sitting

  The Believer interview, www.believermag.com. January 2013.

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• When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you could hear pigs being slaughtered. Women were weeping and men were gnashing their teeth, and there were sounds so horrible that I cannot repeat them to you, or you would flee from this room in horror!

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• While directing in theater that the actors will - I don't know if it's competitiveness or what it is, but they love to make each other laugh. They love to impress each other in rehearsal. They'll try something for a reaction. But in film, you're very often not all together in the room at the same time. You're shooting one day, somebody else is shooting the next. It's a totally different dynamic.

  Israel Horovitz

  Laughing, Trying, One Day

  Source: blogs.indiewire.com

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• My mother was someone that walked into a room and lit it up. She made friends easily and she communicated her enthusiasms with great joy. I always wanted to be more like my mother than I am. I loved and admired her very deeply.

  Meryl Streep

  Mother, Joy, Enthusiasm

  Source: the-talks.com

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• I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Blow

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