Shirts Quotes - Page 31

• Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Party, Guy, Offensive

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• I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.

  Dana Gould

  Children, Guy, Three

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Aug 08, 2012

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• How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

  Dana Gould

  People, Half

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 17, 2013

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• I was in New York last Christmas - it's snowing; there's a guy in a t-shirt. I'm like, 'Dude, aren't you cold?' 'No, I'm from New York. I don't get cold.' Just 'cause you're from a cold place doesn't mean you're genetically predisposed to not feeling cold. You're not a penguin. I was like, 'In fact, sir, you're Puerto Rican, so if anything, you should be more cold.

  Iliza Shlesinger

  New York, Mean, Snow

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• I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

  Felipe Esparza

  Baby, Mountain, Weight

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• Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Games, Guy, Looks

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• Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

  Dov Davidoff

  Political, Ironic, Middle East

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sassy, Southern, Saws

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• The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

  Chris Hardwick

  Hipster, Differences, Nerd

  "Chris Hardwick: Lord of the Nerds". Interview with Peter Heyneman, brightestyoungthings.com. June 17, 2011.

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• If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.

  Donnell Rawlings

  Biggie, Saws, Dollars

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• Time is the guy at the amusement park who paints shirts with an airbrush. He sprays out the color in a fine mist until it's just lonely particles floating in the air, waiting to be plastered in place. And what comes of it all, the design on the shirt at the end of the day, usually isn't much to see. I suspect that whoever he is, wakes up in the morning and wonders what he ever saw in it.

  Ian Caldwell

  Lonely, Morning, Air

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• The best dresses are like t-shirts - you just put them on and forget about them.

  Marc Jacobs

  Dresses, Forget, T Shirt

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• Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament and I get excited talking about making record artwork or working with T-shirt designs. The least exciting part for us is talking about the finances; it's like going to the dentist for us. But we at least try to do it in a creative way and put our stamp on it. I can only think that we create something that's worth the value of that dollar.

  Eddie Vedder

  Thinking, Talking, Creative

  Source: www.twofeetthick.com

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• You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off.

  Jared Leto

  Guy, Crowds, Shirt Off

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• I know end might be near as this is only day of my adulthood I’ve seen my mother and she hasn’t asked, ‘Why that shirt?’

  Scott Simon

  Mother, Might, T Shirt

  Scott Simon (2015). “Unforgettable: A Son, a Mother, and the Lessons of a Lifetime”, p.201, Macmillan

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• It's not a bad day at work when you just have to take your shirt off for a big franchise movie. There are worse jobs out there!

  Chaske Spencer

  Jobs, Bad Day, Bigs

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• Literature is about as unnecessarily necessarily as tableware or ironed shirts.

  Peter Bichsel

  Literature

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• If you live in Ohio and you don't wear scarlet and gray now, you're an oddball. And it used to be that you could go around town even in Columbus and see a bunch of people in Michigan shirts ... And that's horrible, isn't it?.

  Dave Foley

  Ohio, People, Michigan

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• I would recommend if you come to Ocean Grove and you're not from around here, don't wear rubber pants, a pink shirt and a blue jacket. Leave that for Asbury Park.

  Peter Noone

  Ocean, Blue, Rubber

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• Wearing the same shirts doesn't make a team.

  Clay Buchholz

  Teamwork, Team Building, Team Work

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• The shirt may be cut slimmer or looser, the suit might be darker or lighter, the sneakers might not have laces, but you're still talking about shirts and suits and sneakers.

  John Varvatos

  Cutting, Sneakers, Talking

  "Designer Profile: John Varvatos's Expanded Stage". www.esquire.com. May 31, 2012.

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• I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that I've ever said, and I used it in the follies of 1922. I said America has a unique record. We never lost a war and we never won a conference in our lives. I believe that we could without any degree of egotism, single-handed lick any nation in the world. But we can't confer with Costa Rica and come home with our shirts on.

  Will Rogers

  War, Believe, Home

  "The Will Rogers Book". Book by Paula McSpadden Love, 1972.

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• I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers, and the folks that put all those pins in new shirts.

  Will Rogers

  Business, Race, Two

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

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• Start your own revolution, cut out the middleman In a perfect world we'd all sing in tune But this is reality so give me some room So join the struggle while you may The Revolution is just a t-shirt away

  Billy Bragg

  Struggle, Cutting, Reality

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• The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma."

  Mary Norris

  Grandma, Problem, Sometimes

  Source: www.pbs.org

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