Shorts Quotes - Page 7

• I'm super, super casual. I like boxer shorts or jeans or tank tops, tennis shoes and flip flops. That's about it for me.

  Shannon Elizabeth

  Jeans, Shoes, Tennis

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it's just a list of stuff: 'My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi's jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts.' It's so boring!

  Kathleen Hanna

  Country, Girlfriend, Writing

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• Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Two, Guy, Garage

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• I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.

  Queen Latifah

  Cute, Sexy, My Birthday

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• I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini.

  Emma Roberts

  Summer, Legs, Bikinis

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• At the beginning of my career I was going through a really weird phase of dressing in boys clothes. I would only wear one American Apparel T-shirt and shorts and brogues the whole year round. Not the same T-shirt, obviously, but one style of American Apparel T-shirt. I think I was going through a tomboy stage.

  Florence Welch

  Boys, Thinking, Years

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• A lot of people say, 'AC/DC - that's the band with the little guy who runs around in school shorts!'

  Angus Young

  Running, School, People

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• The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever.

  Tom Robbins

  Beer, Lunch, Dancing

  "Jitterbug Perfume". Book by Tom Robbins, 1984.

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• She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

  Rick Riordan

  Funny, Punishment, Might

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• Say “no” only when it really matters. Wear a bright red shirt with bright orange shorts? Sure. Put water in the toy tea set? Okay. Sleep with your head at the foot of the bed? Fine. Samuel Johnson said, “All severity that does not tend to increase good, or prevent evil, is idle."

  Gretchen Rubin

  Sleep, Parenting, Feet

  "Ten Ways To Be A More Light-Hearted Parent". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 17, 2019.

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• He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

  Rick Riordan

  Summer, College, Hair

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Sea of Monsters”, Disney-Hyperion

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• A thump thump thump noise that was so unfamiliar, and yet I couldn't quite place it. But I knew it. It was - "Mmm-hmmm," Monica murmured, just as Wes came view into the path. He was running, his pace quick and steady. He was in shorts, his shirt off, staring ahead as he passed. His back was tan and gleaming with sweat.

  Sarah Dessen

  Running, Views, Hands

  "The Truth About Forever". Book by Sarah Dessen, 2004.

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• Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.

  Christopher Moore

  Turtles, Sharks, Sea

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Island Of The Sequined Love Nun: A Novel”, p.173, Hachette UK

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• I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison cafeteria wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Jane Fonda headband.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Finding Yourself, Cafeteria, Dukes

  Augusten Burroughs (2012). “Magical Thinking”, p.64, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Grandma, Thinking

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• When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and the nurse said to me, in front of all my friends, that I was anorexic and that she had to monitor me to make sure I was eating. Because of that trauma, I never wore short pants or short skirts until I was 20.

  Hani Furstenberg

  Summer, Growing Up, Nurse

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• Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.

  Jon Stewart

  Home, People, Want

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• Once I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, "Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the world." And I guess I subconsciously hoped it would be something a little more adult. But I just want to do funny shorts, and TV is the ultimate endpoint for that.

  Gavin McInnes

  Adults, Would Be, Magazines

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Who is the best the sportswriter who wore shorts? I keep trying to envision Grantland Rice or John Lardner in shorts. It never occurred to me to wear shorts. I'd look too silly to wear shorts.

  Dan Jenkins

  Silly, Trying, Looks

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• When I grew up, you'd see shorts before movies. I know it happened a lot more before I started going to the cinema.

  Nash Edgerton

  Cinema, Grew Up, Happened

  Source: collider.com

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• I think a lot of people know me for just wearing cut-off denim shorts, an oversized white T-shirt with a pair of high-heels. I usually do wear basic stuff. Jeans and a white T is my go-to look.

  Erin Wasson

  Cutting, Thinking, High Heels

  "The close-up". Interview with Simon Chilvers, www.theguardian.com. March 22, 2009.

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• I actually saw a kid and went home and drew him. I don't even know who he was. I was buying a TV set in Circuit City. I was looking at this kid and he was kind of standing there, staring off into space. Kids are pretty chubby nowadays because of all the fast-food places. I grew up eating fast food but now everything is double beef and double cheese. So there are a lot of these chubby boys with long, baggy shorts.

  Mike Judge

  Kids, Home, Boys

  "Kings of Their 'Hill'". Interview with Susan King, articles.latimes.com. August 24, 1997.

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• I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.

  Blake Jenner

  Cutting, Two, Looks

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

  Dennis Franz

  Hard Times, California, Santa

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• It's easy to grin
  when your ship comes in
  and you've got the stock market beat.
  But the man worthwhile
  is the man who can smile
  when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

  Ted Knight

  Money, Men, Ships

  "Fictional character: Judge Elihu Smails". "Caddyshack", 1980.

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