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• I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack
  at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". m.imdb.com. 1993.

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• People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

  Mitch Hedberg

  People, Smoking, Quitting

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• Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Cancer, Humor

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• You have to love a town where you can both smoke and gamble in a pharmacy.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Towns, Pharmacy, Gamble

  Anthony Bourdain (2010). “The Nasty Bits: Collected Cuts, Useable Trim, Scraps and Bones”, p.21, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• We have not wondered enough at the delights God has given us to appreciate them, and be good stewards. We have overworked the land, poured pollutants into river and stream, fouled the air we breathe with gas fumes and chemical smoke spiraling up from industrial chimneys. We have sown the wind. We are reaping the whirlwind.

  Madeleine L'Engle

  Wind, Land, Rivers

  Madeleine L'Engle (1986). “A Stone for a Pillow”, Shaw

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• One third of all of our cancers are from tobacco. It's one of the big killers in America and more than half of our kids still have environmental tobacco smoke exposure when environmental tobacco smoke is known to be associated with sudden infant death syndrome, with ear infections, respiratory infections and the rest. If we had to pick something to really go after, that would be one that I would really argue is an extraordinarily high priority and something people can actually do something about.

  Richard Jackson

  Cancer, Kids, America

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• I think that's part of the whole denial and suicidal mechanism [ of the human's race] right "Oh my God, the house is on fire." You sleep through the smoke.

  Eve Ensler

  Suicidal, Sleep, Thinking

  "Exclusive Interview With Eve Ensler, Recipient of the 2011 Isabelle Stevenson Tony Award". Interview with Marianne Schnall, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 6, 2017.

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• I smoke pot when I work. I take a couple of tokes before I start. It just loosens you up.

  Brice Marden

  Couple, Pot

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I was doing the wrong thing, at the time I thought I was doing the right thing. It's like if you're dealing with somebody who is high on drugs, they can look back at it and say, "Wow, I was destroying myself." But during the period, they think they're doing the right thing. You just have to let the smoke clear so you can see the whole picture.

  Ice T

  Thinking, Drug, Wow

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• People who are lazy may smoke pot and remain lazy. That is aging the person finding a drug to help one create the vegetable style the person wants, as the person cannot live in the real world.

  Steven Machat

  Real, Vegetables, People

  "A Cannabis Crusader Brings The Fight For Legal Weed To America’s Heartland". Interview with Stacey Chillemi, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 31, 2016.

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• We all deal with a certain amount of stress, on a day-to-day basis. I probably smoke too many cigarettes, which isn't a very good thing. I don't have any extraordinary coping mechanism. I certainly don't talk to a dog.

  Elijah Wood

  Dog, Stress, Coping Mechanisms

  Source: collider.com

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• I don't believe that weed is a drug. I believe its herbal medicine. I'll smoke that occasionally and I definitely back marijuana but anything harder than that, I just say no to and I encourage kids to say no to hard drugs.

  Christofer Drew

  Weed, Believe, Kids

  Source: substreammagazine.com

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• My mansion is, where those immortal shapes Of bright aerial spirits live insphered In regions mild of calm and serene air, Above the smoke and stir of this dim spot Which men call Earth.

  John Milton

  Men, Air, Earth

  1634 Comus, A Mask, opening lines.

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• When you read, you think, and when you smoke, you think. It's a pleasurable thing, and not a duty.

  Philip Seymour Hoffman

  Thinking, Duty

  Interview with Ryan Bartelmay, believermag.com. May 15, 2018.

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• I do what I can to sort of just stave off the clock - walk, swim, try and smoke an electric cigarette. I mean it's all bad for you. Life is bad. We're all dying. We're all in the process of oxidizing. Everyone of us is in the process of oxidizing so to sort of interrupt one aspect of that while everything else goes on, it's a freak show.

  Mel Gibson

  Mean, Swim, Trying

  "Exclusive: Mel Gibson Finally Talks". Interview with Allison Hope Weiner, deadline.com. September 20, 2012.

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• I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it.

  Hannibal Buress

  Mean, Routine, Needs

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• Vaporizers are good for your lungs. Cigarette smoke will kill you. I never heard of anybody dying from marijuana smoke. Vaporizers I think are smarter.

  Willie Nelson

  Marijuana, Thinking, Cigarette Smoke

  Source: www.celebstoner.com

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• Smoking marijuana - or most everybody who smokes marijuana deals it in small amounts to their friends, innocently enough. I think it's innocently enough.

  George Jung

  Marijuana, Thinking, Smoking

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Laughing

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• The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.

  Dave Barry

  War, Marijuana, Giving

  ""All I Think Is That It's Stupid": An Interview with Dave Barry". Interview with Glenn Garvin, reason.com. December, 1994.

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• I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink.

  Juicy J

  Weed, Kids, Littles

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• I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.

  Kevin Smith

  Weed, Writing, Cutting

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. November 30, 2012.

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• Playing sports has always been my greatest pleasure. I don't smoke, I hardly drink alcohol. Sports helped get me into the presidential palace. My first position in the union was that of sports secretary.

  Evo Morales

  Sports, Presidential, Alcohol

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• I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Hate, Humor

  "Mike Birbiglia: 2". Comedy Central Presents Episode, www.imdb.com. March 03, 2006.

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• I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Virginia, Voice

  Song: Meat

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