There's a saying in the software design industry: "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.
The general problem with ambitious systems is complexity. [...] it is important to emphasize the value of simplicity and elegance, for complexity has a way of compounding difficulties.
Design and programming are human activities; forget that and all is lost.
... with proper design, the features come cheaply. This approach is arduous, but continues to succeed.
The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.
It is poor civic hygiene to install technologies that could someday facilitate a police state.
...it is simplicity that is difficult to make.
The Internet is a powerful example of free speech and the free market in action; it is curious that the Net has alarmed the lawmakers of a nation founded on those principles.
Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days.
A charlatan makes obscure what is clear; a thinker makes clear what is obscure.
A simple [writing] style is the result of very hard work.
The tragedy of our time is that we've got it backwards, we've learned to love techniques and use people.
The future belongs to neither the conduit or content players, but those who control the filtering, searching and sense-making tools we will rely on to navigate through the expanses of cyberspace.
If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won't mar the furniture.
Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty-a beauty cold and austere ... yet sublimely pure and capable of stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show.
Microsoft unleashed something called Bob, a program that's supposed to make Windows easier to use. Until a Bob helper is born, you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies.
A Wired reader told me once, Get a life, which I read from the back of a yacht in the Aegean, while eating fresh sea urchins and drinking terrific Montrachet.
Some cynical people think that every activity must revolve around the mighty dollar, and that anyone saying otherwise is just attempting to delude the public. I will probably never be able to convice them that that isn't always the case, but I do have the satisfaction of knowing that I live in a less dingy world than they do.
As for a picture, if it isn't worth a thousand words, the hell with it.
...your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.
Crappy old OSes have value in the basically negative sense that changing to new ones makes us wish we'd never been born.
...wisdom is in large part the knowledge of how to avoid doing dumb things, and thus grows globally as a function of the published inventory of stupid mistakes.
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